Ron would have nothing to fear with the big mean Slytherin here to protect him. *gives him a promising and inviting kiss on the cheek* Not in Mordor, not anywhere else. Come on here, darling, I can give you the world entire.;)
I know Ron doesn't read my stories (which is a good thing, cause they're really that bad) - he's not much of a reader and too busy doing what the stories says he does.:) But if he did, he'd know he's hardly ever a bottom - it says that explicitly! A Gryffindor, a bottom... what a ridiculous thought. They live high up in a tower, while we Slytherin's slyther in the dugeons - a Slytherin bottom is a natural! ;)