Oh, I'm so going to have to make you write a piece now where a certain Slytherin (no, not me, I'm ancient! The blond, male one!) kidnaps a certain Gryffindor redhead and erm... eh... (thinking how he could keep it)... oh, feeds him so well he never wants to leave! :D
Consider it a challenge! ;)
I couldn't persuade anyone with my cooking to stay (sad sigh)... well, perhaps only to stay forever, buried in my backyard after food-poisoning. :) I'm a terrible cook. I make the little Swedish chef from Muppet Show look good! :D