Entertainment Value

Title: Entertainment Value

Author: bleedingangel84

Beta: None

Rating: PG-13

Warnings: Sexual suggestion, mentions of voyeurism and exhibitionism

Word Count: 365

Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction created for fun and no profit has been made.

Written for: hogwarts365 Prompt # 38- “I have the solution!”; Slytherin Colours; Draco’s Birthday Party

Notes: 365 words of silly. Pansy insisted on this. I hope you guys enjoy, but if you don’t, feel free to take it up with her. I proofed this as usual, but feel free to point out mistakes.

Summary: Harry and Pansy discuss Draco’s perfect present.

Entertainment Value

“I have the solution!”

“The solution to?”

“You did ask me what to get Drakie for a gift.”

“Pansy! He’s asked you not to call him Drakie.”

“I don’t do it to his face anymore, do I?”

“Only because he threatened to muzzle you if he heard that name again.”

“He spoils all my fun. It would serve him right if we didn’t give him a birthday party this year. “

“Pansy, please? Focus. You have to help me figure out what to get Draco.”

“Dress up in Slytherin colours and do a striptease at his birthday party.”

“Pansy! No. I am not doing that. I’d die of embarrassment.”

“You killed Voldemort, and doing a little striptease for your lover is embarrassing? I’m disappointed in you, Potter.”

“I’m entirely heartbroken by that, I assure you.”

“You’ve spent much too much time with Draco, Harry. That was a reply worthy of the snake pit.”

“I’ve learnt to speak sarcasm fluently. I have been around you lot too often.”

“I still say you should do a striptease, Harry. Draco has an exhibitionist streak.”

“Pansy Parkinson. I think you just want to watch the two of us together.”

“No! That bit’s just a bonus for me.”

“I really ought to hex you, Pansy. Why did I ever ask for your opinion?”

“You have to admit, it’s a good idea. Draco would love it.”

“Good idea or not, it won’t be happening in public. My blush would spoil the Slytherin colour scheme.”

“Pity, that. You and Draco look amazing together.”

“Pansy, you are a strange woman.”

“You and Draco are hot. It’s true. Embrace it.”

“Striptease, huh? Maybe after the party. Somewhere private.”

“Good boy, Harry. Now, where do you keep your Invisibility cloak?”

“Parkinson! Don’t even think about it! I need to go and find Draco and tell him what a pervert you are!”

“Takes one to know one, Harry. Have fun giving Draco his present!”

“If you so much as think about following me, I’ll make the Bat Bogey hex feel like a faerie’s kiss.”

“You and Draco really deserve each other. Spoilsports, the pair of you! Why do I even bother?”

“You’re bored. We entertain you.”