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bleedingangel84) wrote2018-05-01 07:10 pm
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Better Uses
Title: Better Uses
Author:
bleedingangel84
Beta: None
Pairing: Ron/Draco
Rating: R
Warnings: Language, Sexual Suggestion
Word Count: 365
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction created for fun and no profit has been made.
Written for:
hogwarts365 prompt 238-Timid, Balance, Conceptual
Notes: Apologies for the lateness of this. I hope readers enjoy it despite that.
Summary: Draco and Ron fight, but Ron has a better idea.
“I can’t believe that stupid goblin called my proposal ‘conceptually weak’! Fat lot he knows!”
“Bad day, Draco?”
“Why no, Ronald. My day was an absolutely smashing success. Thank you so much for asking,” Draco snarled.
“Well, there goes my need to bathe this evening.”
“What are you prattling on about?”
“You’ve so thoroughly bathed me in your sarcasm that I don’t see the need to wash myself tonight."
“You’re absolutely barmy, Ronald. I have no idea why I put up with you.”
“You might want to look in the mirror when you ask yourself that question, Malfoy. Sometimes I wonder why I tolerate your aristocratic bullshit.”
“Because you like my body, perhaps?”
“Well it definitely isn’t because of your timid and modest nature, so it must be your body. Your arse is rather fit. I just want to bite it sometimes.”
“Keep your teeth to yourself tonight, Weaselbee. I’m in a bad mood.”
“Oh? I’d never have noticed if you hadn’t said that. You hide it so spectacularly well.”
“That sarcasm was almost Slytherin, Ronald. I’m impressed.”
“Don’t be. All it means is that I’ve been hanging around you and your snarky attitude for far too long. Perhaps you want me to leave, eh?”
“Why would you think that?”
“You came tearing in here like you were mad at the world. I thought it might be best for me to go. Perhaps let you cool off a bit, yeah?”
“Weasley, sometimes you are such a supreme idiot,” Draco said, voice oddly fond.
“Well, what am I supposed to do, then?”
“Kiss me until I forget that I’ve had a day from Hades?”
“What if I don’t feel like kissing you? You did rather bite my head off. It doesn’t exactly put me in the mood.”
“You liar. You know you love it when we fight. It always leads to make-up sex.”
“Sex doesn’t solve everything, Draco.”
“We fight, and then we fuck. That’s what I call a nice balance. And your cock definitely seems to agree with me.”
“Enough talking, Malfoy. We both know there are better uses for that sinful mouth of yours.”
“You always know just how to cheer me up.”
Author:
![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Beta: None
Pairing: Ron/Draco
Rating: R
Warnings: Language, Sexual Suggestion
Word Count: 365
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction created for fun and no profit has been made.
Written for:
![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
Notes: Apologies for the lateness of this. I hope readers enjoy it despite that.
Summary: Draco and Ron fight, but Ron has a better idea.
“I can’t believe that stupid goblin called my proposal ‘conceptually weak’! Fat lot he knows!”
“Bad day, Draco?”
“Why no, Ronald. My day was an absolutely smashing success. Thank you so much for asking,” Draco snarled.
“Well, there goes my need to bathe this evening.”
“What are you prattling on about?”
“You’ve so thoroughly bathed me in your sarcasm that I don’t see the need to wash myself tonight."
“You’re absolutely barmy, Ronald. I have no idea why I put up with you.”
“You might want to look in the mirror when you ask yourself that question, Malfoy. Sometimes I wonder why I tolerate your aristocratic bullshit.”
“Because you like my body, perhaps?”
“Well it definitely isn’t because of your timid and modest nature, so it must be your body. Your arse is rather fit. I just want to bite it sometimes.”
“Keep your teeth to yourself tonight, Weaselbee. I’m in a bad mood.”
“Oh? I’d never have noticed if you hadn’t said that. You hide it so spectacularly well.”
“That sarcasm was almost Slytherin, Ronald. I’m impressed.”
“Don’t be. All it means is that I’ve been hanging around you and your snarky attitude for far too long. Perhaps you want me to leave, eh?”
“Why would you think that?”
“You came tearing in here like you were mad at the world. I thought it might be best for me to go. Perhaps let you cool off a bit, yeah?”
“Weasley, sometimes you are such a supreme idiot,” Draco said, voice oddly fond.
“Well, what am I supposed to do, then?”
“Kiss me until I forget that I’ve had a day from Hades?”
“What if I don’t feel like kissing you? You did rather bite my head off. It doesn’t exactly put me in the mood.”
“You liar. You know you love it when we fight. It always leads to make-up sex.”
“Sex doesn’t solve everything, Draco.”
“We fight, and then we fuck. That’s what I call a nice balance. And your cock definitely seems to agree with me.”
“Enough talking, Malfoy. We both know there are better uses for that sinful mouth of yours.”
“You always know just how to cheer me up.”