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bleedingangel84) wrote2020-05-01 11:21 pm
bleedingangel84) wrote2020-05-01 11:21 pm
Food for Thought
Title: Food for Thought
Author:bleedingangel84
Beta: None
Pairing: Ron/Draco
Rating: PG
Warnings: Ron/Draco snarkiness
Word Count: 365
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction created for fun and no profit has been made.
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hogwarts365 Prompt 334-Chemical, Category, Chocolate; hogwarts365 Prompt 335-Dab, Damage, Deactivate; hogwarts365 Prompt 336-Elusory, Eclipse, Egotistically
Notes: I must offer profound and profuse apologies to the mods and readers of this comm for posting so late and so sporadically in recent months. Real life has not allowed for as much participation in fandom activities as I would like. Nevertheless, I hope readers enjoy this humble offering. I have no idea why this came out of these prompts, but I had fun with it.
Summary: Ron and Draco argue over Ron’s diet.
“Weasley, why are you still here? And why do I smell chocolate? I realise that healthy eating is an elusory concept for you, but some of us do have to look after our figures.”
“I was hungry, Malfoy. Forgive me, but I don’t think watching me eat one chocolate bar is going to cause you permanent damage. I’d offer you a bite, but I think that much sweetness would cause a chemical imbalance in your tiny brain.”
“My brain is not tiny. At least my neural processors don’t deactivate the second I smell bacon. Unlike some people.”
“My liking for bacon is perfectly normal, Malfoy.”
“Oh? The last time we were in the staff canteen for breakfast at the same time, I thought you were going to need a spill tray for the copious amounts of drool you were producing. Your love for bacon is in a category unto itself.”
“Why do you care what I eat anyway, Ferret?”
“Because, Weaselbee, you’re my partner. I need to know you’re in top shape to do your job if we’re going to work together. Bacon and chocolate aren't good for you.”
“If I’m risking my life every day, I don’t want to spend too much time worrying about what I put in my mouth. There are more important things.”
“Such as?”
“Looking after your delicate arse so you don’t get killed.”
“My arse is far from delicate. I’ve saved your hide a time or two,” Draco boasted egotistically.
“And I’ve saved yours. You’d have been burnt to a crisp if not for my Eclipse Spell last month.” Ron retorted, wiping at a stray dab of chocolate.
“You may have a point. But you’re still maddening.”
“You only say that because I make you crave things you’ve forbidden yourself . Admit it, you’d kiss me right now just for a taste of chocolate.”
“In your dreams, Weasley.”
“You’ve no idea what my dreams are.”
“Who even says I’d want to know what goes on in that wild head of yours?”
“Tell the truth for once. You know you’re curious. I drive you mad, don’t I?”
“You’re the bane of my life.”
“Aww, I love you too, Malfoy.”
Author:
bleedingangel84 Beta: None
Pairing: Ron/Draco
Rating: PG
Warnings: Ron/Draco snarkiness
Word Count: 365
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction created for fun and no profit has been made.
Written for:
hogwarts365 Prompt 334-Chemical, Category, Chocolate; hogwarts365 Prompt 335-Dab, Damage, Deactivate; hogwarts365 Prompt 336-Elusory, Eclipse, EgotisticallyNotes: I must offer profound and profuse apologies to the mods and readers of this comm for posting so late and so sporadically in recent months. Real life has not allowed for as much participation in fandom activities as I would like. Nevertheless, I hope readers enjoy this humble offering. I have no idea why this came out of these prompts, but I had fun with it.
Summary: Ron and Draco argue over Ron’s diet.
“Weasley, why are you still here? And why do I smell chocolate? I realise that healthy eating is an elusory concept for you, but some of us do have to look after our figures.”
“I was hungry, Malfoy. Forgive me, but I don’t think watching me eat one chocolate bar is going to cause you permanent damage. I’d offer you a bite, but I think that much sweetness would cause a chemical imbalance in your tiny brain.”
“My brain is not tiny. At least my neural processors don’t deactivate the second I smell bacon. Unlike some people.”
“My liking for bacon is perfectly normal, Malfoy.”
“Oh? The last time we were in the staff canteen for breakfast at the same time, I thought you were going to need a spill tray for the copious amounts of drool you were producing. Your love for bacon is in a category unto itself.”
“Why do you care what I eat anyway, Ferret?”
“Because, Weaselbee, you’re my partner. I need to know you’re in top shape to do your job if we’re going to work together. Bacon and chocolate aren't good for you.”
“If I’m risking my life every day, I don’t want to spend too much time worrying about what I put in my mouth. There are more important things.”
“Such as?”
“Looking after your delicate arse so you don’t get killed.”
“My arse is far from delicate. I’ve saved your hide a time or two,” Draco boasted egotistically.
“And I’ve saved yours. You’d have been burnt to a crisp if not for my Eclipse Spell last month.” Ron retorted, wiping at a stray dab of chocolate.
“You may have a point. But you’re still maddening.”
“You only say that because I make you crave things you’ve forbidden yourself . Admit it, you’d kiss me right now just for a taste of chocolate.”
“In your dreams, Weasley.”
“You’ve no idea what my dreams are.”
“Who even says I’d want to know what goes on in that wild head of yours?”
“Tell the truth for once. You know you’re curious. I drive you mad, don’t I?”
“You’re the bane of my life.”
“Aww, I love you too, Malfoy.”