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bleedingangel84Title: Sweets
Author: bleedingangel84
Beta: None
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Implied M/M/M threesome, possessive!Draco , angry!Harry
Word Count: 365
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hogwarts365 Prompt # 7-“Harry James Potter! I don’t mean to be rude, but you’re such a whore!”; Professor Longbottom/Argus Filch; Anti-gay laws; Halloween- themed
Notes: Loose follow-up/sequel to Punch, but it can be read alone. Exactly 365 words. No beta, so feel free to splash the errors with ink and let me know if you see any.
Summary: The twins play a trick. Draco wants revenge. And Harry.
Sweets
“Harry James Potter! I don’t mean to be rude, but you‘re such a whore!”
“Oh, yes, that’s not rude at all, Hermione. Tell me, why am I a whore?”
“Oh, right, don’t think I didn’t see you tucked over in the corner doing things with Professor Longbottom and Argus Filch. It was disgusting! Things like that are what make the Wizengamot want to pass anti-gay laws, you know. And you’re supposed to be with Draco!”
“You’ve gone round the twist, Hermione. I’ve never done anything with Neville or Filch. That’s just…ugh! I need to scour my brain clean! And I am with Draco. We’re married. I love him.”
“But, Harry, I saw you. I swear I did!”
“Hermione, what have you had to drink tonight?”
“Just water, Harry. I know better than to drink punch at a party. Someone always spikes it.”
“Have you eaten anything?”
“A sweet or two. I got near them and couldn’t resist eating some.”
“Fred! George! Come over here, right now!”
“You bellowed, Harry?”
“Did you tamper with the sweets tonight?”
“Aww, Harry, what’s a Halloween party without a trick or two?”
“Hermione’s convinced she saw me engaging in a threesome with Argus Filch and Neville Longbottom. You will fix this, won’t you?”
“No need to look so forbidding, Harry. She won’t even remember what she thought she saw.”
“She’d best not, or the two of you will be living in fear of losing your balls.”
“You’ve picked up some bad habits from that husband of yours, mate.”
“You’re just lucky you’re dealing with me and not him. He’d hex first and ask questions later.”
“Whom do I need to hex, dearest?”
“No one, Draco. The twins were just playing a prank. Hermione got the wrong end of it, but I sorted them out.”
“Good. Although how they could think making my husband’s best friend believe he’d cheated on me was a good idea, I’ll never know. I heard it all. “
Draco pulled off Harry’s Invisibility cloak, smiling in a predatory fashion.
The twins gulped, looking frightened.
Harry merely grinned. This was going to be a great Halloween night.
“I suggest you run, mates. Draco is highly possessive.”
