Things to do before I die

Okay, don't be alarmed. I have no plans to kick the bucket soon, and I know I've done posts similar to this before, so, sorry if you're bored reading this, but I wanted to do a new one.

1. Write a novel of some description.
2.Visit England. My family seems to think I'd be happier there.
3. Have a conversation with Marilyn Manson.
4. Win a game of chess. I have tried repeatedly to learn the game, and all I've been able to achieve is a stalemate.
5. Learn to cook so that I can feed myself actual food.
6.Further study of alternate religions.
7.See my nephews grow up and be happy.
8. Not feel alone with myself.