Mutual Corruption

[bleedingangel84]

Title: Mutual Corruption

Author: bleedingangel84

Beta:None

Rating: R

Warnings: Language, mentions of sexual situations

Word Count: 365

Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction created for fun and no profit has been made.

Written for: hogwarts365 prompt # 11- “Mum, please sit down. We have something to tell you and you’re not going to like it.”; Audrey Weasley; Physical abuse; Sweet November

Notes: Sequel/ follow-up to Persuasive Techniques. No beta, so please let me know of errors. Thank you.Just a random thing. Hope you like it! Thanks to 0idontknow0 for pointing out an error I didn't catch. This is why I shouldn't post with a headache. Sorry, Harry! :) Now with a sequel, Naughty Boys.

Summary: Harry and Draco go to dinner at The Burrow

Mutual Corruption

“Harry, you promised.”

“No I didn’t. You promised me.”

Draco swatted him.

“Ow. Will you stop with your physical abuse if I agree to this?”

“Physical abuse my arse, Potter!”

“You want me to physically abuse your arse? Gladly.”

“Harry, your family is present. Could you please keep your voice down?”

“Dinner’s ready, darlings! Audrey dear, bring the gravy.”

“Will you behave yourself, Harry?”

“Why should I?”

“If you behave, I won’t make you watch Sweet November for six months.”

“It’s so much fun embarrassing you in front of Molly though. It’s so cute.”

“It’s not cute. Fred and George never stop teasing.”

“They’re Fred and George. Teasing is like air to them.”

“Harry! Draco! Move out of the doorway, mates. Coming through!”

“Fred! George! What have I told you about bringing home products to test on your family?”

“Mum, please sit down we have something to tell you, and you’re not going to like it.”

“You haven’t turned Percy into a pig again have you? I’m still cleaning mud out of the carpets.”

“Nothing like that, Audrey. We promise.”

“Boys what have you done now?”

“We were testing products on ourselves for work. There was a minor explosion, so we have to store some stock here. Please?”

“Nothing dangerous, please, boys.”

“We promise.”

“Harry, with Fred and George around, you look like a choirboy.”

“Does that mean you won’t spank me?”

“I believe you have a spanking fetish, Mister Potter.”

“Says the man who practically begged me to slap his bottom the last time we fucked. Your backside was cherry red.”

“And you’re drooling over just the thought of it, aren’t you?”

“What can I say? You corrupted me.”

“I corrupted you? You corrupted me, thank you very much!”

“Oi, mates, could you not be perverts at Sunday dinner? Mum made a trifle, and I’d like to enjoy it. It’s clear you blokes corrupted each other. Harry used to talk about things like Quidditch.”

“Yes, and now he talks about balls.”

“Malfoy, enough.”

“Yours will be in danger if you don’t hush, Draco.”

“That sounds promising.”

“Someone please Obliviate me.”

Harry and Draco gave identical smirks as Ron thumped his head on the table.