The Apple Obsession
Mar. 19th, 2014 04:32 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Title: The Apple Obsession
Author: bleedingangel84
Beta: None
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Sexual suggestion, Fluff, non-explicit MPREG
Word Count: 334
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction created for fun and no profit has been made. Rights belong to the respective creators.
Notes: Just a random thing inspired by trees and Drapple. The only reason I know what that is is because Tom Felton mentioned it in an interview while discussing fan fiction. This fic sort of acquired a life of its own, but I like it. Encouraged by enchanted_jae .
Summary: Draco loves apples, but he loves Harry, too.
The Apple Obsession
“Draco, you are enjoying that apple much too much.”
“Sod off, Harry. This apple is delicious. It’s so sweet and satisfying.”
“I can think of something else that would be sweet and satisfying right now.”
“Must you be so crude, Potter? I’m eating my apple!”
“Oh, my apologies, Highness. Would you and your beloved apple like some time alone?”
“Harry, do stop teasing! You know how I am about apples.”
“I do. Very well. That’s why I asked.”
“Potter, if you don’t shut it, I will hurt you.”
“The way you were moaning over that thing, I’d have sworn you were in here watching porn.”
“I can’t help it, Harry. I just love apples. The taste, the smell, everything.”
“I have some apple-flavoured lube we could try out.”
“Shut your mouth, Potter. I don’t want some fake apple-flavoured shit. I want real apples. Nothing else will do.”
“Draco, you’re obsessed with apples. There’s no way that’s healthy.”
“I seem to recall your friends saying your obsession with me was unhealthy. That was years ago, and we are still together.”
“Point taken.”
“You should know better than to argue with a Slytherin. We are known for our cunning, after all.”
“Why do you love apples so much, anyway?”
“I can’t believe you don’t remember, Harry.”
“Enlighten me.”
“It was our first picnic together. Ants got into the dessert and ruined it. There were apple trees nearby, and you picked them for us to eat instead. They’ve been special for me ever since.”
“Oh, Draco.”
“Our first kiss tasted of apples. Every time I eat one, I remember it and fall in love with you all over again.”
“I’m sorry for teasing you, love.”
“Don’t apologise, love. Just go and pick me another apple. Please?”
“The things I do for love.”
“I’m pregnant, Harry. Humour me, yeah?”
“Our son or daughter is certain to be sweet at this rate.”
“Bite your tongue!”
“I’d rather bite yours, Draco.”
“That could be arranged. Just get me my apple.”
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on 2014-03-19 08:44 am (UTC)*dies of adorable banter*
And aww, Draco is such a sap! *huggles* Harry didn't stand a chance :D
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on 2014-03-19 08:51 am (UTC)*revives you and offers chocolate*
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on 2014-03-20 01:33 am (UTC)*beams*
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