bleedingangel84 | The Problem (Reply)

Title: The Problem

Beta: None

Rating: PG-13

Warnings: Language, Ginny bashing, Sexual Suggestion

Word Count: 365

Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction created for fun and no profit has been made.

Written for: hogwarts365 Prompt # 33-“If I could go back in time…”; Everard ; Unfaithful

Notes: Apologies for any errors. 365 random words that have had no beta. I did proof this, but me and MS Word are just not playing well together today, so if you see something that jumps out at you, tell me and I’ll fix it. Hope you all like this.

Summary: Draco and Harry have a problem named Ginny.

The Problem

“If I could go back in time, I’d tell the hat to put me in Slytherin instead of Gryffindor.”

“If I could go back in time, I wouldn’t have insulted Hagrid outside of Malkin’s. Then, you would’ve been happy to be in Slytherin when the hat wanted you there to begin with.”

“Draco, you’re forgetting Voldemort. I wouldn’t have wanted to be in Slytherin during first year because he came from that house. Contrary to what you think, my world doesn’t revolve around you.”

“No, but it should. We’d both be happier. As it is, we’re hiding from your shrew of a girlfriend.”

“Ginny isn’t my girlfriend.”

“Then why did I hear the ginger bint screeching at you for being an unfaithful bastard? She almost brought the ceiling down.”

“I broke up with her weeks ago, Draco. It isn’t my fault she refuses to acknowledge that I’m gay. She keeps saying you’ve coerced me somehow. She won’t quit harping about it.”

“So that’s why she cornered me last week and threatened bodily harm. If Everard hadn’t gone for Severus, she’d have certainly broken some bones.”

“What do I do about her, Draco?”

“Ask her brothers for some U-No-Poo and put it in her pudding?”

“Draco!”

“Harry, she threatened to cut off part of my anatomy, for Merlin’s sake! What should I do, ask her for tips on how to make you scream in bed?”

“Only if you want me screaming in terror. The sex with her was less than stellar.”

“As well it should be. You’re gay.”

“I called out your name, you know.”

“During sex with the female weasel? No wonder she hates me.”

“It was before I got up the nerve to approach you. She was livid.”

“And yet she refuses to believe you’re bent? I’ve always heard love is blind, but that’s ridiculous.”

“Can we not talk about my ex? There are better things we could be doing.”