Evil

[bleedingangel84]

Title: Evil

Author:  bleedingangel84

Beta: None

Rating: PG-13

Warnings: Oral sex; Does inventive hex usage require a warning?

Word Count: 365

Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction created for fun and no profit has been made.

Written for: hogwarts365 Prompt #50-1. "It's a trap!" 2. Daphne Greengrass 3.Religion

Notes: I have no idea how this came into being. I blame the prompts. In any case, I hope you guys enjoy. Feel free to be liberal with the red ink. Not beta’ed at all. No offense is meant in the writing of this drabble. I respect everyone's right to believe or not, as they so choose.

Summary: Ron knows Draco is evil. Draco wants to be evil. Harry just wants to get off, thank you very much.

Evil

“Muggle religion seems strange.”

“Oh?”

“That bloke Jesus seems like an Inferi-Vampire hybrid.”

“What?!”

“Before he died, he told his disciples to eat of his body and drink of his blood, yes? After he had been dead for three days, he rose, whole, from his tomb. Tell me that doesn’t sound odd, Harry. If it wasn’t accepted as fact by a good portion of the population, we’d think it was lunacy. And yet, it’s just accepted. If Muggles accept that, why can’t they accept the existence of magic?”

“Draco, where did you learn about Muggle religion?”

“I had a friend named Peter whose father was a priest.”

“Lucius was okay with that?”

“Merlin, no! I had to sneak away.”

“What happened between you and Peter?”

“His father ended things. He caught Peter giving me a blow job and claimed I was a demon who had ‘tempted his son to sin’. Shame, that. Peter had amazing skills.”

“Was he better than me?”

“Jealous, Potter?”

“Should I be?”

“No, but I do love it when you get possessive.”

“I can’t help it, Draco. You’re so beautiful. Almost angelic.”

“Bite your tongue, Harry! You know Malfoys are pure evil.”

“Mmm. Naughty, you may be. Evil, you are not.”

“Daphne Greengrass thinks I’m evil.”

“As well she should. You did break her sister’s heart. Refusing to marry like that. You wicked thing.”

“I couldn’t very well marry her when I was in love with you, could I?”

“No, I don’t suppose you could.”

“Aren’t you glad?”

“Very.”

“Care to show me just how glad?”

“Ohhhh, yessssss!”

“Harry! Stop! It’s a trap!”

“Ron?! Get out of here. Draco has neither trapped nor enchanted me.”

“He must’ve, Harry. You’d never be with the git otherwise.”

“The git happens to give amazing head, Ron. Get out!”

“I knew it! You only want me for my sexual skills, Harry.”

“You know that’s not true, Draco. I’ve seen you with Thumper.”

“Leave my rabbit out of this, Potter!”

“Draco Malfoy has a pet rabbit? That’s priceless!”

“Weasley, if you don’t leave right now, I’ll hex your prick to drip snot when you have sex with Granger!”

“Eurgh! I’m going. Your boyfriend is evil, Harry!"