Starbucks and Zingers
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bleedingangel84Title: Starbucks and Zingers
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Beta: None
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Snark
Word Count: 365
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hogwarts365 prompt #53-Picture prompt; Lily Luna Potter;Rosegarden
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction created for fun and no profit has been made.
Notes: Random randomness is random. Apologies if this is bending or misuse of prompts, but if so, blame Google. I tried. Hope you all like this. Feel free to point out errors of any kind.
Summary: Harry and Draco are snarky, but that only means they love each other.
Starbucks and Zingers
“I can’t believe you left the house looking like that, Potter. Your mop looks even more unruly than usual. Did your hair sprout wings? I do hope your over-inflated head doesn’t become airborne.”
“You’re lucky I’ve just had my Starbucks fix, Malfoy. Otherwise I’d hex your bollocks off for that remark. I can’t believe you only wanted water.”
“Yes, well, some of us value our health. And we both know that you value my bollocks entirely too much to leave them anything less than wholly intact. Nice try, Harry.”
“And the idea of going to a Muggle shop wasn’t the least bit intimidating to you?”
“Certainly not. Malfoys never admit to being intimidated. We do the intimidating.”
“Silly me. I forgot the Malfoy code of conduct.”
“What were the kids doing when we left? Lily sounded like she was screeching when I walked by her door. I was afraid to ask.”
“Writing a song, I think. I heard Albus say something about Rosegarden. And James kept mentioning chord progressions or some such thing. Don’t ask me. They may as well have been speaking Greek.”
“What does a rose garden have to do with music? Unless they want to hold a concert there.”
“I don’t know, Draco. I think it’s safe to say that the generation gap may be widening into a generation gulf.”
“Merlin, Potter. You talk like we’re ancient.”
“Draco, I walked in on Lily and Rose having a conversation last week, and I had no idea what either of them was talking about. And I’m fairly sure were speaking English that time.”
“Potter, you’re her father. Parents aren’t supposed to understand how teenagers talk.”
“Where did that rule come from, O Knowledgeable One?”
“That, my dear Harry, is simply common sense. Which could explain why you didn’t know.”
“I have plenty of common sense, thank you.”
“Harry, dear, I love you, but sometimes you can be a bit thick.”
“Says the man who is intimidated by ordering drinks at Starbucks.”
“Touche.”
“You’re conceding I have a point?”
“Miracles have been known to happen.”
“Surely that means the apocalypse is nigh.”
“Can I have a sip of your tea?”
“Only because I love you.”
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