Bacon and Bites

[bleedingangel84]

Title: Bacon and Bites

Author: bleedingangel84

Beta: None

Rating: PG-13

Warnings: Biting, Sexual Suggestion, Language

Word Count: 365

Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction created for fun and no profit has been made.

Notes: One of the first things I’ve written in a long time that was not inspired by any sort of prompt, so if it’s utter crap, you can say it. This thing was apparently floating in the perverted thing otherwise called my brain.  I just wanted to write something highly out of my comfort area to see if I can. Feel free to be brutally honest, but please make it useful criticism. Thank you.

Summary: Ron wants bacon, and Draco loves teasing him.

Bacon and Bites

“Malfoy, there’s no more bacon.”

“Brilliant observation, Ronald. I’m not a house elf. If you want more bacon, cook it yourself.”

“Do I look like my mum, Malfoy?”

“Do you truly want me to answer that, Weasley?”

“Shut it.”

“You really are a Neanderthal, aren’t you?”

“What?”

“You honestly think only women should cook.”

“No. I just don’t know why I should have to when there're other people who are perfectly capable of doing it.”

“Lazy arse, you are.”

“I can’t make decent bacon. Doesn’t mean I’m lazy.”

“A genius at chess, yet you can’t make bacon.”

“There you have it.”

“Ronald, you are so thick sometimes.”

“I’ve never heard you complain about that before, Draco. I thought you liked me long and thick.”

“Weasley, if you want your breakfast sometime this decade, I suggest you shut your crude gob, get over here, and put yourself to use.”

“That gives me an idea.”

“Oh, Merlin. I’m not sure I want to know what’s going on in that head of yours. You’re dangerous when you try to think.”

“I was the one who suggested we try that new lube, remember?”

“That was rather interesting, I must admit.”

"See? I can have good ideas sometimes.”

“Let’s hear it, then.”

“I say we spend the rest of the day in bed, and then I take you out to dinner.”

“You can’t get out of cooking your own breakfast that easily, Ronald.”

“I tried. The sight of Draco Malfoy in an apron, cooking…it makes me hot.”

“Then get over here and use your heat to cook your own breakfast.”

“You’re evil, you know that?”

“Oh, poor baby. Did the big, scary Malfoy hurt the poor Weasley’s feelings?”

“Don’t make me have to bite you, Malfoy.”

“Bite me, I dare you.”

“I’m hungry, Malfoy. I suggest you don’t toy with me right now.”

“Consider yourself toyed with, Weasel-boy.”

“You asked for this,” Ron snarled, launching himself at Draco and placing a biting kiss on the nape of Draco’s neck.

Draco stiffened before turning to nip at Ron’s lips with his teeth.

“You are savage, Draco.”

“I always get what I want in the end, Ronald. You know you love it.”

Comments

[digthewriter]

Nice. You should add five more words and post it on hogwarts365

and this is super exciting as I am going to host ron_draco_fest and you should totally write for that!

*happy dance*

[alisanne.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha! They are a snarky pair, aren't they? *g*
Cute one! :)

[bleedingangel84.livejournal.com]

I went ahead and added the five words. Are we allowed to do non-prompt related posting? I am so glad you like this. I may just have to look into writing for that fest.

[digthewriter]

You can browse thru old prompt list here: http://hogwarts365.livejournal.com/tag/prompt%20post and pick whatever is CLOSE to the topic of this drabble...

there's no strict law about posting besides it being 365 words exactly. :D

[bleedingangel84.livejournal.com]

Ohh, okay. Just checking. Thanks for answering my question. :)

[bleedingangel84.livejournal.com]

I see the two of them communicating that way. Lol. Thank you so much! :)

[digthewriter]

Thanks for supporting the community.

You're the best!

[bleedingangel84.livejournal.com]

I love writing these things. It's a really fun comm to be a part of. Thank you so much for encouraging me to post this there.

[my_thestral]

Oh, you went and did it right away! *glares happily* I was expecting it in a month or so, but you're super agile!
And now I keep picturing Ron chasing Draco dressed in a giant bacon suit and I'm in the office and I'm hungry!!! You....uhhhh! :D
Seriously, I love them being snarky to each other - well, obviously Draco has the superior eloquence, so Ron's probably more down to "Neanderthal" shut-up-already-and-come-here-if-you-want-a-piece-of-me approach. :D
Aren't they interesting together? Yes, they are! You should totally do more! *hugs you happily and runs to the machine for a bacon sandwich*

[bleedingangel84.livejournal.com]

I have to admit, I do enjoy writing the two of them together, but they never seem to stop snarking at each other when I write them, even if they're together. And you gave me an idea for another Ron/Draco fic, so if I have time, you'll probably see that one as well. I'd say sooner rather than later, but I won't promise an epic. Now I'm picturing Draco in a bacon suit, and the idea is screaming: "Write me!" . It will probably be utterly silly, but I think it should be fun.

[my_thestral]

Yey, I'm so glad you enjoy writing them, not only stretching your writing territory. They have quite a different chemistry than Harry and Draco, don't they? I see Ron as someone who is easier to drive crazy and no where Draco's equal when it comes to being (verbally) mean - except when it comes to physical confrontation, cause that's where he's easily the more over-whelming one and I imagine Draco might (secretly) like that.:)
Hiih, are you seriously thinking about writing Draco in a bacon suit?! :D I think Ron's appetite just got insatiable! :) I'd sure like to see that written! *The return of the cat-in-boots eyes!*

[bleedingangel84.livejournal.com]

They are much more explosive than Harry and Draco. I sort of see it as "I-hate-that-I-love-you". Kind of a push/pull dynamic. It's really fun to explore. Yes, I am thinking of writing Draco in a bacon suit. That plot bunny just won't stop biting. I have several ideas about it, and I might write each of their variations. Which will probably be two or three drabbles or short fics, depending on where my brain goes with each one.

[my_thestral]

Oh, I definitely think their dynamics is explosive. I think Draco would be in denial forever if he ever fell for a Weasel. I once wrote a story of their relationship stretched over 20 years and I had no problems imagining it would take him years to recognise his feeling as anything above lust. While as Ron - I think once he'd realize he's attracted to the troublesome git, would have less problems accepting his feelings - though I can't imagine him finding Draco any less irritating - he'd just come to tolerate it, cause what he gets in return is worth it (and he has his, erm, more corporal ways to control him). :) That's how I see them, at least. :)