Ferrets and Bookworms
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Title: Ferrets and Bookworms
Author: bleedingangel84
Beta: None
Rating: PG
Warnings: Language
Word Count: 365
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction created for fun and no profit has been made.
Written for: hogwarts365 Prompt 89-“You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me.” ; Rule ; Fabric
Notes: randomness unrelated to anything else in response to this week’s set of prompts. Not the greatest thing I’ve written, but if you read it, I hope you enjoy. Sorry if it’s not your cuppa.
Summary: Harry tries to explain to his friends why he’s attracted to Draco.
Ferrets and Bookworms
“Ron! Are you coming? It’s Hogsmeade this weekend!”
“I think I’ll skive off, mate. I’d rather not have to see you and Malfoy eat each other’s faces off.”
“He’s not so bad, Ron.”
“You just like him because he’s fit. That doesn’t make him less of a bastard.”
“He is fit, but that has almost nothing to do with what attracts me to him.”
“I don’t see why you can’t be like Hermione. There’s nothing better to her than reading a book and drinking a cup of tea.”
“You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me,” Hermione chimed in.
“Merlin’s balls, you two sound like an old married couple already! There’s no rule that says you aren’t allowed to have fun, you know.”
“Books are fun for me,” Hermione asserted.
“I know that, but they aren’t Ron’s idea of fun, are they?”
“That’s true, but he’s very good at tolerating my addiction to books.”
“That’s because you make it worth my while. You know, there are some rather interesting uses for some of the spells she reads about.”
“Too much information, you two! I’m going to find Draco and see if he can’t help me forget I ever thought about what you two get up to in bed. Gross.”
“Now you know how I feel hearing about you and the ferret, Harry.”
“Draco just likes teasing you because you’re so dramatic about it, Ron. You’d think the very fabric of your existence was coming apart or something.”
“I can’t help it, Harry. I don’t like change. It was just the three of us for so long, and now Malfoy is always there.”
“He loves me. Harry. Not Harry Potter. That’s worth anything to me.”
“I know that, mate. If he hurts you, he’ll have to deal with us.”
“He knows that. He won’t hurt me.”
“He’d better not. Just be careful, Harry, please?”
“I always am. I don’t go looking for trouble.”
“Since when? You’d be bored to death if you weren’t facing something or other.”
“That’s the good thing about Draco. He keeps me rather occupied.”
“Enough of that. Go find your ferret.”
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