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Title: Tardy
Author: bleedingangel84
Beta: None
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Harry in knickers, Sexual suggestion
Word Count: 365
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction created for fun and no profit has been made.
Written for: hogwarts365 Prompt #100-“a centennial celebration”
Notes: Yet more testing out of my Harry/Severus muscles. Sorry if this sucks.
Summary: Severus and Harry are late. Blame it on the knickers.
Tardy
“Potter! Hurry up! We’re going to be late!”
“I’m ready, Severus! No need to get your knickers in a twist.”
“I am not the one wearing knickers. You love it, don’t you? Tell me.”
“Aren’t we supposed to be leaving now? We don’t want to be late.”
“Say it, Potter!”
“No.”
“What would the rest of the magical world say if they knew?”
“Who cares what they think?”
“You look positively edible in knickers. They show your…assets…off so nicely.”
“Severus, if you make me hard right before we leave for Minerva’s centennial celebration …”
“You intended to tease me. I’d say turnabout is fair play. You have this coming.”
“You are an evil, old bat. You always have been.”
“I’m not hearing any complaints. You love what I can do to you, don’t you? Just the sound of my voice makes your body react.”
“You must be some kind of incubus to be able to do such things to me.”
“Just a man.”
“Not just a man. You have a gift for making me do what I wouldn’t ordinarily do, and making me somehow love you for it.”
“I love being the only one who knows you well enough to know why you only choose to wear knickers in public.”
“You’ve turned me into a deviant, Severus.”
“You were already a deviant, Harry. All I did was teach you not to be ashamed of it.”
“Always the professor, aren’t you, Severus?”
“You are the naughty schoolboy brat. Much as I’d like to continue this, we are frightfully late already.”
“Can’t we skip the celebration? I’m suddenly finding that something pressing has come up. We could always skive off and make our excuses later.”
“Always trying to get out of things.”
“I’d quite like out of these knickers now, Severus, They are uncomfortably tight at the moment.”
Harry gloried in the fact that Severus released audible gulp, his mouth suddenly gone dry.
“You are the wicked one, Potter.”
“I had an excellent teacher, Severus.”
“Send a Patronus to Minerva and tell her that we will be late.”
“We swore not to be late again.”
“I’ll just tell her that I was distracted by your jade knickers.”