Banter on the Bus

[bleedingangel84]

Title: Banter on the Bus

Author: bleedingangel84

Beta: None

Pairing: Ron/Draco

Rating: PG-13

Warnings: Sexual suggestion

Word Count: 365

Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction created for fun and no profit has been made.

Written for: hogwarts365 Prompt #140- “If you never try, you’ll never know.”; Preeminent; Knight Bus

Notes: My Ron/Draco plot bunnies started to breed again. Written as a thank you to my_thestral for answering an important question for me. I hope readers like it, but if you don’t, feel free to say so.

Summary: Draco and Ron on the Knight Bus

Banter on the Bus

“Welcome to the Knight Bus! We are the preeminent form of magical transport in London!”

“Stan, we have used the Knight Bus before. You needn’t go through the whole routine every time, yeah? I’m close to losing my lunch,” Ron offered, looking green and pale all at once.

“Well then, you shouldn’t have eaten so much. Why did you insist on riding in this infernal death trap if it makes you ill?”

“I never thought you’d agree to it, Malfoy. You’ve always said it was plebeian and beneath you to travel in such a shoddy way,” Ron croaked weakly.

“I was correct on both counts, obviously, but that doesn’t mean I won’t do it, especially when you practically dared me to do it. This Malfoy never backs down from a challenge.”

“Oh, God. Leave it to you to pick now to channel your inner Gryffindor. I thought I was meant to be the reckless one.”

“Mention my interior Gryffindor again, and you will be sleeping on the sofa tonight, Ronald dearest.”

“You do know that not everyone thinks being called a Gryffindor is an insult? I could’ve meant that as a compliment, couldn’t I?”

“You could’ve, but even you know better than to say something like that to a Slytherin.”

“Oi, enough of that, yeah? It’s a good job I have to keep my lips closed right now, or else I might just bite you for that.”

“Must you prove how boorish you are at every turn?” Draco wondered. “A bus is not the proper place to exact revenge. Have I taught you nothing?”

“You’d love for me to bite you, right there on that spot you love. You always get so red and flushed when I suck you there. It completely undoes me. And you love it, don’t you?”

“Weasley! Shut up, right now.”

“You want it, don’t you? You like the idea of everyone seeing me having you, don’t you?”

“If you never try, you’ll never know, Ronald. But I thought you were ill?”

Ron shot a devilish grin at Draco, popping a pastel sweet into his mouth quickly.

“Slytherins aren’t the only ones who know how to get what they want, Malfoy.”