Karma Bites
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bleedingangel84Title: Karma Bites
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Beta: None
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: PG
Warnings: None
Word Count: 365
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction created for fun and no profit has been made.
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hogwarts365 Prompt #167-“Isn't it nice to think that tomorrow is a new day with no mistakes in it yet?” ― L.M. Montgomery; Portus; Twitchy Ears
Notes: Just a little something inspired by the prompts this week. I hope readers enjoy this silliness.
Summary: Harry learns not to make fun of Draco.
“Draco! Where are you? Are you terrorising the garden gnomes again?”
Harry could not rein in his amusement when he caught sight of a silver-coated feline dripping in mud. Draco’s cat ears twitched in annoyance, and he hissed, giving vent to the famous Malfoy temper the only way he could in his feline form.
“I told you it would be a mistake to tease the gnomes, love. But would you listen? Nooo, you didn’t. They dunked you in a puddle, didn’t they?”
Draco shot Harry a baleful glare, swiping at Harry’s ankles with sharp claws as he streaked past his boyfriend. He hurried through the cat flap on their door, yowling unhappily all the way.
“Love, we have to get ready to leave soon. Hermione and Ron are expecting us for Christmas dinner at six.”
“I refuse to go to the Weasels for dinner. You know what the Australian sun does to my skin.”
“Please?”
“No. You made fun of me for getting dunked. I’m staying home. Last time I went, we forgot to cast the sun-repellent charm, and I looked like a lobster.”
“But a cute lobster.”
“You just love seeing me humiliated, don’t you?”
“I do not. I love you.”
“Then why don’t you show me? Stay home with me.”
Draco, I’ve already cast the Portus spell on an old sock. It’s set to activate within two hours. Please come?”
“Will Ginevra be there? You know I can’t stand her.”
“Ginny’s coming, yes. And she’s bringing her new boyfriend.”
“She has a new boyfriend? Poor sod. Someone should warn him what he’s getting into with that one.”
“Draco, you’re horrible. Everyone deserves a second chance.”
“Says you.”
“Isn’t it nice to think that tomorrow is a new day with no mistakes in it yet?”
“I don’t know. If there were no mistakes, there would be no make-up sex, and that would be simply awful. Wouldn’t you say so?”
“You may have a point there.”
“I thought you might say that. You made a mistake earlier when you laughed at me.”
“Can we skip the fighting and go right to the make-up sex?”
“I would, but we have a Portkey to catch.”
Author:
bleedingangel84Beta: None
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: PG
Warnings: None
Word Count: 365
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction created for fun and no profit has been made.
Written for:
hogwarts365 Prompt #167-“Isn't it nice to think that tomorrow is a new day with no mistakes in it yet?” ― L.M. Montgomery; Portus; Twitchy EarsNotes: Just a little something inspired by the prompts this week. I hope readers enjoy this silliness.
Summary: Harry learns not to make fun of Draco.
Karma Bites
“Draco! Where are you? Are you terrorising the garden gnomes again?”
Harry could not rein in his amusement when he caught sight of a silver-coated feline dripping in mud. Draco’s cat ears twitched in annoyance, and he hissed, giving vent to the famous Malfoy temper the only way he could in his feline form.
“I told you it would be a mistake to tease the gnomes, love. But would you listen? Nooo, you didn’t. They dunked you in a puddle, didn’t they?”
Draco shot Harry a baleful glare, swiping at Harry’s ankles with sharp claws as he streaked past his boyfriend. He hurried through the cat flap on their door, yowling unhappily all the way.
“Love, we have to get ready to leave soon. Hermione and Ron are expecting us for Christmas dinner at six.”
“I refuse to go to the Weasels for dinner. You know what the Australian sun does to my skin.”
“Please?”
“No. You made fun of me for getting dunked. I’m staying home. Last time I went, we forgot to cast the sun-repellent charm, and I looked like a lobster.”
“But a cute lobster.”
“You just love seeing me humiliated, don’t you?”
“I do not. I love you.”
“Then why don’t you show me? Stay home with me.”
Draco, I’ve already cast the Portus spell on an old sock. It’s set to activate within two hours. Please come?”
“Will Ginevra be there? You know I can’t stand her.”
“Ginny’s coming, yes. And she’s bringing her new boyfriend.”
“She has a new boyfriend? Poor sod. Someone should warn him what he’s getting into with that one.”
“Draco, you’re horrible. Everyone deserves a second chance.”
“Says you.”
“Isn’t it nice to think that tomorrow is a new day with no mistakes in it yet?”
“I don’t know. If there were no mistakes, there would be no make-up sex, and that would be simply awful. Wouldn’t you say so?”
“You may have a point there.”
“I thought you might say that. You made a mistake earlier when you laughed at me.”
“Can we skip the fighting and go right to the make-up sex?”
“I would, but we have a Portkey to catch.”