Pansy Gets Revenge
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bleedingangel84Title: Pansy Gets Revenge
Author:bleedingangel84
Beta: None
Rating: PG
Warnings: Sexual suggestion
Word Count: 281
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction created for fun and no profit has been made. Rights belong to the respective creators.
Notes: Just a fun little something I hope readers enjoy. Harry/Draco with a smidge of Ron/Pansy, just because. This is entirely meant to be humourous.
Written for: prompt 61 at
dove_drabbles-Choose your own path; JMDC 140-creature, freak, horror, terrified, witch
Summary: Draco learns not to upset Pansy.
“Don’t go that way, woman! For Merlin’s sake, choose your own path!”
“She can’t hear you, Draco. There’s no use yelling at the screen. It’s just a film,” Pansy said, amused.
“You are an odd witch, you know that? You’re the only woman I know who takes pleasure in watching films about terrifying creatures that make people run screaming in horror.”
“I’m just glad not to be living it, darling. Besides, they are so predictable that it’s rather amusing. The main character always runs towards the sound they should be fleeing from, and virgins always die first.”
“Well then, I reckon you and I are both safe. Any virtue either one of us had is ancient history.”
“Well, you’re just a rude thing, aren’t you?”
“I speak the truth, and you know it. You were a freak in bed, Pans.”
“Yes, I know. It’s just a pity I didn’t have the right parts for you.”
“You speak as though you were Doctor Frankenstein building a creature or some such nonsense. I couldn’t help falling in love with Harry. Anyway, you eventually trapped a Weasel, didn’t you? Where are they?”
“You know I hate when you call my boyfriend Weasel. It’s your fault I started seeing him anyway. If you hadn’t left me for Potter, he wouldn’t have been around so much.”
“That’s right, which means you owe me. Now answer my question, please.”
“I sent them to pick out costumes for the Halloween ball at the ministry.”
“Oh, Merlin! How could you?! Weasley has horrid taste. I’m terrified to think what they’ll bring back!”
“That’s what you get for always teasing Ronald.”
“Merlin help me if I ever upset you again.”
Author:
bleedingangel84 Beta: None
Rating: PG
Warnings: Sexual suggestion
Word Count: 281
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction created for fun and no profit has been made. Rights belong to the respective creators.
Notes: Just a fun little something I hope readers enjoy. Harry/Draco with a smidge of Ron/Pansy, just because. This is entirely meant to be humourous.
Written for: prompt 61 at
dove_drabbles-Choose your own path; JMDC 140-creature, freak, horror, terrified, witchSummary: Draco learns not to upset Pansy.
“Don’t go that way, woman! For Merlin’s sake, choose your own path!”
“She can’t hear you, Draco. There’s no use yelling at the screen. It’s just a film,” Pansy said, amused.
“You are an odd witch, you know that? You’re the only woman I know who takes pleasure in watching films about terrifying creatures that make people run screaming in horror.”
“I’m just glad not to be living it, darling. Besides, they are so predictable that it’s rather amusing. The main character always runs towards the sound they should be fleeing from, and virgins always die first.”
“Well then, I reckon you and I are both safe. Any virtue either one of us had is ancient history.”
“Well, you’re just a rude thing, aren’t you?”
“I speak the truth, and you know it. You were a freak in bed, Pans.”
“Yes, I know. It’s just a pity I didn’t have the right parts for you.”
“You speak as though you were Doctor Frankenstein building a creature or some such nonsense. I couldn’t help falling in love with Harry. Anyway, you eventually trapped a Weasel, didn’t you? Where are they?”
“You know I hate when you call my boyfriend Weasel. It’s your fault I started seeing him anyway. If you hadn’t left me for Potter, he wouldn’t have been around so much.”
“That’s right, which means you owe me. Now answer my question, please.”
“I sent them to pick out costumes for the Halloween ball at the ministry.”
“Oh, Merlin! How could you?! Weasley has horrid taste. I’m terrified to think what they’ll bring back!”
“That’s what you get for always teasing Ronald.”
“Merlin help me if I ever upset you again.”