Costumes and Confessions
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bleedingangel84Title: Costumes and Confessions
Author:bleedingangel84
Beta: None
Pairing: Ron/Draco
Rating: PG
Warnings: Language
Word Count: 365
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hogwarts365 Prompt 263- Unusual Attire, Leading,Horror
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction created for fun and no profit has been made.
Notes: Inspired by the prompts. Apologies that this is late.
Summary: Draco makes a confession to Ron
“That is some rather unusual attire.”
“Well, it’s a fancy dress party. What did you expect, men in business suits?”
“No, but I certainly did not expect anyone to be in a horse costume. Who’s the unlucky sod in the arse end?”
“Harry drew the short straw.”
“Poor sod. One of the wizarding world’s leading Aurors, stuck as the arse end of a horse. And behind a Weasley, no less.”
“He lost a bet, Malfoy.”
“Ah. And suddenly the world makes sense again. I hope for his sake you don’t eat any beans tonight, Weaselbee.”
“I wouldn’t do that to my best mate, Malfoy.”
“Well, it’s good to know you draw the line somewhere. I still can’t forget my horror the last time you let off one of your notorious stink bombs.”
“I only did that because you were being a worse prat than usual.”
“I’m always a prat to you. That’s part of my charm.”
“And he doesn’t even bother denying it! You totally deserved that stink bomb.”
“No one deserves to die of suffocation, Weasley.”
“It shut you up, didn’t it? Why were you being such a prat?”
“I told you, that’s just how I am.”
“There was something else going on.”
“What makes you think that?”
“Even you aren’t that big a prat.”
“Why, Weasley, I didn’t know you cared.”
“That’s it, isn’t it? You were jealous because I had a date!”
“You’re completely mental, Weasley! You only wish I was jealous!”
“Prove it!”
“That you’re mental? You do that well enough yourself, thank you.”
“Prove you weren’t jealous!”
“Why would I be jealous over you? You’re flatulent, you eat like a pig, and your hair’s a mess, and you eat more takeaway than anyone I’ve ever met.”
“All of that might be true, but I’ve seen you checking out my arse on missions.”
“It’s called watching your partner’s back. Maybe you’re familiar with the concept.”
“And maybe you just don’t want to admit that you actually care about me.”
“Fine, your arse is fit. I may have checked it out. That’s hardly declaring undying love, is it?”
“Can the horse’s arse go home now? I’d rather be anywhere else than here.”
Author:
bleedingangel84 Beta: None
Pairing: Ron/Draco
Rating: PG
Warnings: Language
Word Count: 365
Written for:
hogwarts365 Prompt 263- Unusual Attire, Leading,HorrorDisclaimer: This is a work of fiction created for fun and no profit has been made.
Notes: Inspired by the prompts. Apologies that this is late.
Summary: Draco makes a confession to Ron
“That is some rather unusual attire.”
“Well, it’s a fancy dress party. What did you expect, men in business suits?”
“No, but I certainly did not expect anyone to be in a horse costume. Who’s the unlucky sod in the arse end?”
“Harry drew the short straw.”
“Poor sod. One of the wizarding world’s leading Aurors, stuck as the arse end of a horse. And behind a Weasley, no less.”
“He lost a bet, Malfoy.”
“Ah. And suddenly the world makes sense again. I hope for his sake you don’t eat any beans tonight, Weaselbee.”
“I wouldn’t do that to my best mate, Malfoy.”
“Well, it’s good to know you draw the line somewhere. I still can’t forget my horror the last time you let off one of your notorious stink bombs.”
“I only did that because you were being a worse prat than usual.”
“I’m always a prat to you. That’s part of my charm.”
“And he doesn’t even bother denying it! You totally deserved that stink bomb.”
“No one deserves to die of suffocation, Weasley.”
“It shut you up, didn’t it? Why were you being such a prat?”
“I told you, that’s just how I am.”
“There was something else going on.”
“What makes you think that?”
“Even you aren’t that big a prat.”
“Why, Weasley, I didn’t know you cared.”
“That’s it, isn’t it? You were jealous because I had a date!”
“You’re completely mental, Weasley! You only wish I was jealous!”
“Prove it!”
“That you’re mental? You do that well enough yourself, thank you.”
“Prove you weren’t jealous!”
“Why would I be jealous over you? You’re flatulent, you eat like a pig, and your hair’s a mess, and you eat more takeaway than anyone I’ve ever met.”
“All of that might be true, but I’ve seen you checking out my arse on missions.”
“It’s called watching your partner’s back. Maybe you’re familiar with the concept.”
“And maybe you just don’t want to admit that you actually care about me.”
“Fine, your arse is fit. I may have checked it out. That’s hardly declaring undying love, is it?”
“Can the horse’s arse go home now? I’d rather be anywhere else than here.”