Unexpected Invitation
Aug. 3rd, 2019 02:03 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Title: Unexpected Invitation
Author:
bleedingangel84
Beta: None
Pairing: Ron/Draco
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Language, Pre-slash
Word Count: 365
Written for:
hogwarts365 Prompt 303-Joy, Guest, Citizen
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction created for fun and no profit has been made.
Notes: Just a random something inspired by the prompts this week. I hope readers enjoy.
Summary: Draco invites Ron to his bachelor party.
“What is this, Malfoy?”
“It’s an invitation, Weaselbee. Surely even you can recognise that.”
“An invitation to your bachelor party? I could’ve sworn that Weasleys and Malfoys still hated each other.”
“I’m tired of fighting, Weasley. Forgive me if I thought you might be, too.”
“Oh, I am. I’m just surprised, Even if we’re not enemies, the sight of me doesn’t seem to fill you with unbridled joy.”
Draco’s lips quirked up into his trademark smirk. “You never know, Weasley. Maybe we’ll end up drunk and singing together by the end of the evening.”
“Oh, Merlin, I hope not. I can’t carry a tune. How many people are coming? Did you invite every male citizen in the wizarding world to celebrate the end of your bachelorhood, or just a lucky few?”
“Mother insisted I invite people from every Hogwarts house in an attempt to mend bridges or some such thing. So you and Potter won’t be overrun with Slytherins. Longbottom is coming as well, I think. Will you come?”
“If you answer a question for me, perhaps I will.”
“What question would that be, pray tell?”
“Do you really want to get married?”
“You know as well as I do that heirs are important in Pureblood families.”
“So that’s a no. Why do you never answer a question straight out?”
“Where’s the fun in that? I like getting you riled up. Will you be my guest?”
“Why would you want me?”
“What’s not to want? You’re rather amusing, and you aren’t nearly as hideous to look at as I used to think.”
“Are you trying to flirt with me?”
“What do you think?”
“I think you’re getting married. This is dangerous territory.”
“You are such a Gryffindor.”
“You say that as if I had a horrible disease or something.”
“It could be worse. You could be a Hufflepuff.”
“What do you have against Hufflepuffs?”
“Two words: Zacharias Smith.”
“On that we agree. Fucking wanker, that one.”
“Will you come?”
“Do you really want me there?”
“I’m not drunk enough to answer that question honestly.”
“I’ll be there. Malfoy.”
“Thank you, Weasley. I’m looking forward to celebrating my last night of freedom.”
“I’ll bring the Ogden’s.”
Author:
![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Beta: None
Pairing: Ron/Draco
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Language, Pre-slash
Word Count: 365
Written for:
![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction created for fun and no profit has been made.
Notes: Just a random something inspired by the prompts this week. I hope readers enjoy.
Summary: Draco invites Ron to his bachelor party.
“What is this, Malfoy?”
“It’s an invitation, Weaselbee. Surely even you can recognise that.”
“An invitation to your bachelor party? I could’ve sworn that Weasleys and Malfoys still hated each other.”
“I’m tired of fighting, Weasley. Forgive me if I thought you might be, too.”
“Oh, I am. I’m just surprised, Even if we’re not enemies, the sight of me doesn’t seem to fill you with unbridled joy.”
Draco’s lips quirked up into his trademark smirk. “You never know, Weasley. Maybe we’ll end up drunk and singing together by the end of the evening.”
“Oh, Merlin, I hope not. I can’t carry a tune. How many people are coming? Did you invite every male citizen in the wizarding world to celebrate the end of your bachelorhood, or just a lucky few?”
“Mother insisted I invite people from every Hogwarts house in an attempt to mend bridges or some such thing. So you and Potter won’t be overrun with Slytherins. Longbottom is coming as well, I think. Will you come?”
“If you answer a question for me, perhaps I will.”
“What question would that be, pray tell?”
“Do you really want to get married?”
“You know as well as I do that heirs are important in Pureblood families.”
“So that’s a no. Why do you never answer a question straight out?”
“Where’s the fun in that? I like getting you riled up. Will you be my guest?”
“Why would you want me?”
“What’s not to want? You’re rather amusing, and you aren’t nearly as hideous to look at as I used to think.”
“Are you trying to flirt with me?”
“What do you think?”
“I think you’re getting married. This is dangerous territory.”
“You are such a Gryffindor.”
“You say that as if I had a horrible disease or something.”
“It could be worse. You could be a Hufflepuff.”
“What do you have against Hufflepuffs?”
“Two words: Zacharias Smith.”
“On that we agree. Fucking wanker, that one.”
“Will you come?”
“Do you really want me there?”
“I’m not drunk enough to answer that question honestly.”
“I’ll be there. Malfoy.”
“Thank you, Weasley. I’m looking forward to celebrating my last night of freedom.”
“I’ll bring the Ogden’s.”