Magic Meets Meat
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bleedingangel84Title: Magic Meets Meat
Author:bleedingangel84
Beta: None
Rating: PG
Warnings: Mild Language
Word Count: 207
Written for: JMDC 171-pack, picnic, park, plan, promise
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction created for fun and no profit has been made. Rights belong to the respective creators.
Notes: Random follow-up to Charity is in Fashion inspired by the prompts and Lady Gaga’s meat dress. I just had fun with it, and I hope readers do as well.
Summary: Draco sacrifices for charity.
“Draco, where are you?! You promised me you’d do this. If you don’t plan to show up in the next ten minutes, I’m going to hex you cross-eyed.”
“Pansy, that went out of fashion when we were six. Don’t get your knickers in a knot. I’ll be there in a minute. I wanted to pack a picnic lunch for after the fashion show. Potter agreed to a date. I thought perhaps he might like to take a stroll through the park.”
“That sounds so delightfully domestic, darling, but you have to hurry! Otherwise your suit is going to spoil!”
“Spoil?! Pansy! I asked you not to dress me in anything ridiculous! What in Merlin’s name are you getting me into?!”
“I made you a suit out of meat. I saw a Muggle performer do that once, and she got masses of press for it. Remember, this is for charity.”
“Parkinson, you owe me. And I do intend to collect.”
“Yay! That means you’ll do it. Thank you. You’ll look smashing in the suit, I know it.”
“Thank Merlin Potter isn’t a vegetarian. If he was, I might have to kill you. And Pans? Put the damn suit under a stasis spell. That’s what magic is for. ”
Author:
bleedingangel84 Beta: None
Rating: PG
Warnings: Mild Language
Word Count: 207
Written for: JMDC 171-pack, picnic, park, plan, promise
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction created for fun and no profit has been made. Rights belong to the respective creators.
Notes: Random follow-up to Charity is in Fashion inspired by the prompts and Lady Gaga’s meat dress. I just had fun with it, and I hope readers do as well.
Summary: Draco sacrifices for charity.
“Draco, where are you?! You promised me you’d do this. If you don’t plan to show up in the next ten minutes, I’m going to hex you cross-eyed.”
“Pansy, that went out of fashion when we were six. Don’t get your knickers in a knot. I’ll be there in a minute. I wanted to pack a picnic lunch for after the fashion show. Potter agreed to a date. I thought perhaps he might like to take a stroll through the park.”
“That sounds so delightfully domestic, darling, but you have to hurry! Otherwise your suit is going to spoil!”
“Spoil?! Pansy! I asked you not to dress me in anything ridiculous! What in Merlin’s name are you getting me into?!”
“I made you a suit out of meat. I saw a Muggle performer do that once, and she got masses of press for it. Remember, this is for charity.”
“Parkinson, you owe me. And I do intend to collect.”
“Yay! That means you’ll do it. Thank you. You’ll look smashing in the suit, I know it.”
“Thank Merlin Potter isn’t a vegetarian. If he was, I might have to kill you. And Pans? Put the damn suit under a stasis spell. That’s what magic is for. ”