Potion Testing
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bleedingangel84Title: Potion Testing
Author:bleedingangel84
Beta: None
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: PG
Warnings: Language
Word Count: 365
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hogwarts365 Prompt 07-“Harry James Potter! I don’t mean to be rude, but you’re such a whore!”, Argus Filch/Professor Longbottom, Anti-gay Laws, Halloween Theme ; dove_drabbles Prompt 90-kiss and tell; JMDC 182-paradise, petulant, pillow, pretend, promise
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction created for fun and no profit has been made.
Notes: Apologies if this one seems a little more random than is typical, but I had fun with it. I hope that readers enjoy it. If not, feel free to tell me.
Summary: Harry and Draco have a potions business, and Harry is roped into testing merchandise.
“Taste this.”
“Ugh! That’s awful. What did you put in it?”
“It’s supposed to be a potent anti-nausea potion.”
“There should be a law against anti-nausea potions that make you want to vomit. This isn’t going to make me hallucinate that Neville is seeing Filch again, is it?”
“I don’t think so, put I can’t promise anything. That was an interesting evening. I found you in my bed with a pillow over your face saying you were scarred for life after seeing Neville and Filch getting it on.”
“And that was after he called me a whore, too. He actually said: Harry James Potter, I don’t mean to be rude, but you are such a whore!”
“You know it was the potion you two had tested for me earlier. That was just an unsuccessful batch. I’m just grateful that Longbottom didn’t sue us after that.”
“I’ll say. I can’t pretend this potion is paradise, but at least it isn’t going to scar me for life like the last one.”
“And they say I’m the petulant drama queen in this relationship.”
“I’m just glad we don’t have to pretend anymore that we’re only business partners. Things are so much easier since the anti-gay laws were repealed.”
“True. But there is still a long way to go.”
“Don’t I know it. Witch Weekly keeps pestering me for an interview since we got together, but it isn’t my style to kiss and tell.”
“Maybe you should. It might help others like us to see their golden boy as out and proud.”
“Draco, love, you’ve been inhaling too close to the cauldron again. Remind me again why I let you talk me into testing these potions again? Or wearing this ridiculous fancy dress costume?”
“Because you’re my partner in life as well as in business and you love me? Besides, we need to know if the potion works before the Halloween party tonight. You know this is one of our biggest days for selling stomach-settling potions.”
“True. But you owe me. I’ll take payment in the form of sexual favours or chocolate. I’m flexible.”
“You’ve been around me too long.”
“And I wouldn’t have it any other way, Draco.”
Author:
bleedingangel84 Beta: None
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: PG
Warnings: Language
Word Count: 365
Written for:
hogwarts365 Prompt 07-“Harry James Potter! I don’t mean to be rude, but you’re such a whore!”, Argus Filch/Professor Longbottom, Anti-gay Laws, Halloween Theme ; dove_drabbles Prompt 90-kiss and tell; JMDC 182-paradise, petulant, pillow, pretend, promiseDisclaimer: This is a work of fiction created for fun and no profit has been made.
Notes: Apologies if this one seems a little more random than is typical, but I had fun with it. I hope that readers enjoy it. If not, feel free to tell me.
Summary: Harry and Draco have a potions business, and Harry is roped into testing merchandise.
“Taste this.”
“Ugh! That’s awful. What did you put in it?”
“It’s supposed to be a potent anti-nausea potion.”
“There should be a law against anti-nausea potions that make you want to vomit. This isn’t going to make me hallucinate that Neville is seeing Filch again, is it?”
“I don’t think so, put I can’t promise anything. That was an interesting evening. I found you in my bed with a pillow over your face saying you were scarred for life after seeing Neville and Filch getting it on.”
“And that was after he called me a whore, too. He actually said: Harry James Potter, I don’t mean to be rude, but you are such a whore!”
“You know it was the potion you two had tested for me earlier. That was just an unsuccessful batch. I’m just grateful that Longbottom didn’t sue us after that.”
“I’ll say. I can’t pretend this potion is paradise, but at least it isn’t going to scar me for life like the last one.”
“And they say I’m the petulant drama queen in this relationship.”
“I’m just glad we don’t have to pretend anymore that we’re only business partners. Things are so much easier since the anti-gay laws were repealed.”
“True. But there is still a long way to go.”
“Don’t I know it. Witch Weekly keeps pestering me for an interview since we got together, but it isn’t my style to kiss and tell.”
“Maybe you should. It might help others like us to see their golden boy as out and proud.”
“Draco, love, you’ve been inhaling too close to the cauldron again. Remind me again why I let you talk me into testing these potions again? Or wearing this ridiculous fancy dress costume?”
“Because you’re my partner in life as well as in business and you love me? Besides, we need to know if the potion works before the Halloween party tonight. You know this is one of our biggest days for selling stomach-settling potions.”
“True. But you owe me. I’ll take payment in the form of sexual favours or chocolate. I’m flexible.”
“You’ve been around me too long.”
“And I wouldn’t have it any other way, Draco.”