Overprotective Parents
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bleedingangel84Title: Overprotective Parents
Author/Artist:bleedingangel84
Rating: PG
Warnings: sexual references, next gen
Word Count: 350
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dove_drabbles 112-Cheer for chocolate!; JMDC 204-Keep you safe.
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction created for fun and no profit has been made. Rights belong to the respective creators.
Notes: Just randomness inspired by the prompts and my weird brain. I hope readers enjoy.
Summary: Albus and Scorpius prepare for a date, but their fathers are overprotective.
“Do you have your wand with you?”
“Yes, Dad.”
“Jacket?”
Yes, Dad.”
“Mace?”
“Yes, Dad. Though why you think I’d need mace going to a chocolate museum, I’ll never know. I’m a wizard. If something goes wrong, I’ll Apparate out of there.”
“That doesn’t always work if you’re injured. I told you about Dobby, didn’t I?”
“Yes, you did. I’ll be careful, I promise. Now can I go? I don’t want Scorpius to think I’m standing him up. He’s been looking forward to this ‘Cheer for chocolate!’ tasting for months.”
“Do you have condoms?”
“Dad! Must you?”
“Well, forgive me, but you’ve been my baby for 19 years now. I just want to keep you safe.”
“That, I understand. But must you reference condoms? It’s a little embarrassing. We have protective spells, yeah?”
“Still, it never hurts to have a back-up.”
“Merlin, I’m going to die of embarrassment. Do you want that?”
“You won’t die of embarrassment, I promise you.”
“I’m not so sure about that. My face might burst into flames and spontaneously combust. Wouldn’t that make you sad knowing you’d embarrassed me to death?”
“Merlin, teenagers are dramatic.”
“The apple didn’t fall far from that tree, did it Potter?”
“Malfoy! What are you doing here?”
“I came with Scorpius to make sure he got here safely. People are not always so kind to those of those with my last name.”
“Yeah, well, some people are just idiots.”
“On that we agree.”
“Dad! May I go now, please? I don’t want to miss the tasting!” Scorpius pleaded.
“Yes, of course. Let us know if you’re going to be late.”
“We will. Merlin, you’re overprotective.”
“Count yourself lucky, Scorpius. My dad asked me if I had condoms.”
“Eurgh! He does have a point, though. It’s not as if we couldn’t find a use for them.”
“Oh, Merlin, we do not need to hear this.”
“Turnabout is fair play, right?” both boys asked in unison.
“Merlin, Potter, I think we created monsters!”
“I need a drink.”
“Mind if I join you?”
“I’d be honoured.”
“Oh, Merlin, they’re bonding!”
“Let’s just go.”
Author/Artist:
bleedingangel84 Rating: PG
Warnings: sexual references, next gen
Word Count: 350
Written for:
dove_drabbles 112-Cheer for chocolate!; JMDC 204-Keep you safe.Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction created for fun and no profit has been made. Rights belong to the respective creators.
Notes: Just randomness inspired by the prompts and my weird brain. I hope readers enjoy.
Summary: Albus and Scorpius prepare for a date, but their fathers are overprotective.
“Do you have your wand with you?”
“Yes, Dad.”
“Jacket?”
Yes, Dad.”
“Mace?”
“Yes, Dad. Though why you think I’d need mace going to a chocolate museum, I’ll never know. I’m a wizard. If something goes wrong, I’ll Apparate out of there.”
“That doesn’t always work if you’re injured. I told you about Dobby, didn’t I?”
“Yes, you did. I’ll be careful, I promise. Now can I go? I don’t want Scorpius to think I’m standing him up. He’s been looking forward to this ‘Cheer for chocolate!’ tasting for months.”
“Do you have condoms?”
“Dad! Must you?”
“Well, forgive me, but you’ve been my baby for 19 years now. I just want to keep you safe.”
“That, I understand. But must you reference condoms? It’s a little embarrassing. We have protective spells, yeah?”
“Still, it never hurts to have a back-up.”
“Merlin, I’m going to die of embarrassment. Do you want that?”
“You won’t die of embarrassment, I promise you.”
“I’m not so sure about that. My face might burst into flames and spontaneously combust. Wouldn’t that make you sad knowing you’d embarrassed me to death?”
“Merlin, teenagers are dramatic.”
“The apple didn’t fall far from that tree, did it Potter?”
“Malfoy! What are you doing here?”
“I came with Scorpius to make sure he got here safely. People are not always so kind to those of those with my last name.”
“Yeah, well, some people are just idiots.”
“On that we agree.”
“Dad! May I go now, please? I don’t want to miss the tasting!” Scorpius pleaded.
“Yes, of course. Let us know if you’re going to be late.”
“We will. Merlin, you’re overprotective.”
“Count yourself lucky, Scorpius. My dad asked me if I had condoms.”
“Eurgh! He does have a point, though. It’s not as if we couldn’t find a use for them.”
“Oh, Merlin, we do not need to hear this.”
“Turnabout is fair play, right?” both boys asked in unison.
“Merlin, Potter, I think we created monsters!”
“I need a drink.”
“Mind if I join you?”
“I’d be honoured.”
“Oh, Merlin, they’re bonding!”
“Let’s just go.”