Brothers and Lovers

[bleedingangel84]

Title: Brothers and Lovers

Author: bleedingangel84

Beta: None

Rating: PG-13

Warnings: Mentions of male anatomy and allusions to sexual situations.

Word Count: 365

Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction created for fun and no profit has been made.

Written for: hogwarts365 Prompt # 14- “Go ahead, ____. Make my day.”; James Sirius Potter; Romance

Notes: Not betaed. As usual, please point out my errors should you see them.   365 words of fluffy humour. Slight brotherly angst. Oh, and did I mention fluff? You’ve been warned! I have no idea where this came from, but I blame the prompts. I hope it’s okay. Sequel/follow-up to Questions Answered.

Summary: James feels forgotten, Albus is exasperated, and Scorpius is besotted.

Brothers and Lovers

“Go ahead, Albus. Make my day.”

“James Sirius Potter, I do not have time to play Dueling Wands with you. I’m late to meet Scorpius!”

“Oh, right, I forgot. Mustn’t keep lover boy waiting.”

“Why don’t you like Scorpius, Jamie? What’s he ever done to you?”

“Nothing Al. But we used to be close. You told me things. Now, every time I turn a corner, there you are talking to him. We may as well not even be brothers anymore.”

“Scorpius and I may be dating now, but we’ll always be brothers. We’re family. Like it or not, Jamie, you’re stuck with me for life.”

“And what of the human-sized growth you’ve contracted known as Scorpius Malfoy? Am I to be stuck with him, too? “

“James! Morgana’s frozen tits, will you stop acting like a stroppy teenage girl? Scorpius is brilliant and he makes me happy. If you care about me at all, learn to be happy for me.”

“Albus speaks very highly of you, James. He hasn’t stopped singing your praises from the second we met on the train in first year.”

“Scorpius! I wasn’t expecting you to meet me here. I was just headed to the lake when James decided he wanted to fight.”

“You were late. I wondered if something had happened to you.”

“Yes, well that something was my brother. Jamie, please be civil, would you?

“Certainly, little brother. James Potter. If you hurt my brother, I turn your testicles into earmuffs. Is that clear?”

“Jamie! Don’t threaten his balls! I’d like for those to remain intact, thanks ever so much.”

“Too much information, brother dear. Where has my prude of a brother gone?”

“He’s been educated out of existence by a Hogwarts sex god.”

“I do not want to hear this! Disgusting!”

“Oh, and here I was thinking you wanted to know things.”

“Normal things, Al. Not about…that.”

“Scorpius has apparently rubbed off on me.”

“You know I have, love, repeatedly. You loved it.”

“Merlin, save me! Not again Go. Just go. Get out.”

“Shall we go to our spot at the lake, Scorpius?”

“Yes, love. I have a picnic waiting.”

“Malfoy?”

“James?”

“Take care of him, yeah?”

“Always.”


Part 3: Explanations and Tolerance

Comments

[digthewriter]

“And what of the human-sized growth you’ve contracted known as Scorpius Malfoy? Am I to be stuck with him, too?"

HAHA I laughed so hard.

Thanks for the entry!

[bleedingangel84.livejournal.com]

You're very welcome. Glad I could make you laugh! :)

[alexicyn.livejournal.com]

“Scorpius has apparently rubbed off on me.”

“You know I have, love, repeatedly. You loved it.”

Giggles... giggles... SNORT!!! ADORE your play on words! AWESOME SAUCE! :D

[bleedingangel84.livejournal.com]

I'm so happy you liked that. I was hesitant about putting it in because I was afraid it sounded too cheesy or cliched, but I couldn't resist the temptation. Thank you for the great comment!

[roelliej.livejournal.com]

Aaawwww! James is adorable as protective older brother. :D

Nice one! :D

[bleedingangel84.livejournal.com]

Thanks so much! I always imagine James being protective of his siblings, especially Albus. I'm so pleased you enjoyed this!