Handcuff Tussle

[bleedingangel84]

Title: Handcuff Tussle

Author: bleedingangel84

Beta: None

Rating: R

Warnings: Sexual suggestion, language, femmeslash

Word Count: 365

Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction created for fun and no profit has been made.

Written for:hogwarts365 -Godric/Salazar; Helga/Rowena; “Frankly my dear. I don’t give a damn.”; Asexuality; Handcuffs

Notes: Two pairings I’ve never written in the same fic. This week’s prompts were a fun challenge for me. The speech pattern is more modern than not, because there is time travel happening, so the characters pick things up. Highly AU. Much mention of handcuffs. 365 words of random goodness that had no beta. Load the ink pens now.

Summary: The one in which handcuffs took over the plot.

Handcuff Tussle

“You’re leaving?”

“What’re you going to do, Godric, handcuff me to the bedpost again in hopes of making me stay?”

“That’s not a bad suggestion. Would you like it if I did that?”

“Frankly my dear. I don’t give a damn.”

“You’ve been time traveling again.”

“I had to. Rowena and Helga were all over each other like cats in heat. I caught them at it and needed to escape.”

“Mab’s knickers! What an image that is! It’s enough to make one consider asexuality.”

“Now you see why I was leaving. It was either that or void the contents of my stomach.”

“There is nothing wrong with two women being together.”

“I never said there was anything wrong in it, but when the two females in question are like sisters to me, I’d rather remain ignorant of what they do behind closed doors. Can you blame me?”

“No, I suppose not. I rather see your point.”

“Would you care to go with me?”

“I thought my idea concerning the handcuffs had some merit, didn’t you?”

“It was rather a good one, but I’m afraid I’m just too traumatised by what I’ve seen to enjoy something such as that properly. And besides, I was the one to bring up handcuffs, if you recall.”

“This time, yes, but they were my idea first.”

“You just can’t let me take credit for anything, can you Gryffindor?”

“Not when you don’t deserve it, no.”

“You are far too noble, Godric.”

“I thought you liked me that way.”

“I do. Barring the times it annoys me to no end, that is.”

“You, Salazar, are far too sarcastic for your own good.”

“It’s a natural gift. I’d say it rather balances the saccharine quality you exude.”

“Saccharine? Take that back!”

“Make me!”

“Gladly! You realize this means handcuffs!”

“Can’t you be original for once?”

“Shove it up your arse!”

“It’s not my turn. I’d rather shove my cock up your arse, thank you!”

“You are so naughty, Salazar!”

“And you love it!”

“I’ll never admit it!”

“I bet I could make you.”

“If you let me use the handcuffs, I’ll say it.”

“Handcuffs again?”

“I like having you at my mercy.”

Comments

[alexicyn.livejournal.com]

LOL... one track founder mind... LOL

Cute.

[bleedingangel84.livejournal.com]

Thank you! :)