Dressing Room Debate
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Title: Dressing Room Debate
Author: bleedingangel84
Beta: None
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Sexual situations, suggestive dialogue, Draco in leather trousers
Word Count: 365
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction created for fun and no profit has been made.
Written for: hogwarts365 Prompt #26-“Don’t let those Muggles get you down.” ;Gellert Grindelwald; Family Photos
Notes: 365 random words of something. I’m not sure what, but I hope it’s okay. A little humour, a little fluff, and Draco wearing leather. Unbetaed. Feel free to pour on the red ink.
Summary: Draco looks too good to be completely evil.
Dressing Room Debate
“Gellert Grindelwald was hot when he was younger.”
“What sort of drugs are you on, Potter, and where can I acquire some?”
“He was! It’s a shame what being evil can do to a person’s looks.”
“Yes, well, tangling wands with Albus Dumbledore most certainly played a part in that.”
“The two of them seem to have tangled more than wands in their day, Draco.”
“How do you know that?”
“I came across a picture of the two of them. It was with Albus’ family photos.”
“There’s one piece of information I never needed to know about our dear headmaster.”
“Do you have a problem with gay men?”
“That would be outrageously hypocritical of me, particularly given my current position.”
“Speaking of which, we need to hurry. We almost got caught last time.“
“It’s not my fault you couldn’t keep it in your trousers until we got home. You never seem to be able to.”
“I can’t help it. You wear your leather trousers far too often. You know they make me wild.”
“Of course I do. I love it when you go wild and shout for me.”
“Draco, you do know we’re in a public place? There may be Muggles here.”
“Don’t let those Muggles get you down.”
“Oh, I’m far from down.”
“You can take the boy out of Gryffindor, but you can’t take the Gryffindor out of the boy.”
“What does that even mean?"
“You have no sense of finesse or propriety, Potter. There are certain things that shouldn’t be referred to in public.”
“We can handle each other’s merchandise in public, but we aren’t allowed to talk about it? We have a silencing charm on this closet they call a dressing room.”
“It finally happened.”
“What finally happened?”
“You’re embracing your inner Slytherin.”
“You’ve been working on corrupting me for years.”
“Corruption? I help you release your inhibitions.”
“In places and ways I shouldn’t. I’d call that corruption.”
“You love me, admit it.”
“You’re evil, Malfoy.”
“Am not. I’m just on the gray side of dark. I’m hardly evil enough for it to affect my looks, right?”
“You’re a vain, gorgeous, insecure git."
“And you love me.”
“You know it.”
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