Proposals

[bleedingangel84]

Title: Proposals

Author: bleedingangel84

Beta: None

Rating: PG-13

Warnings: Sexual Suggestion

Word Count: 365

Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction created for fun and no profit has been made.

Written for: hogwarts365 Prompt #35- “Grow old along with me! The best is yet to be, The last of life, for which the first was made.”; Centaurs; Felix Felicis

Notes: Apologies for the late submission to the mods, members, and readers. I haven’t been online since Friday. This, as usual, had no beta, so please feel free to eyeball the errors and point them out to me. I hope you enjoy this. Apologies as well to Robert Browning. I am in no way bashing his poetry.

Summary: Harry and Draco both want to get married, but they have to agree on a few things first.          

Proposals

Draco listened as his boyfriend quoted from a poem by Robert Browning.

“Granger put you up to this, didn’t she?”

“What? No! Why would you say that? I want to marry you, Draco.”

“And I want to marry you, Harry. But when you ask me, I want it to be in your words, not some stereotypically romantic poem that Hermione Granger deems appropriate for such an occasion.”

“She seemed to think you’d only say yes if I made a proposal worthy of the Malfoy heir.”

“Granger may be an intellectually superior witch, but when it comes to you and me, she is clueless.”

“Will you marry me, Malfoy?”

“Is Felix Felicis addictive?”

“Draco, you’re as bad as the centaurs. Answering questions with questions. Just tell me, yes or no?”

“If you’d paid a modicum of attention in potions, Harry, you’d know I just said yes.”

“Even when I propose, you insult me. Why do I want to marry you?”

“You like a challenge? Your other lovers bored you stiff? Take your pick.”

“Modesty certainly isn’t a virtue you possess in abundance.”

“Modesty is your area, not mine. That’s why we suit each other. We balance.”

“Should we go to Paris for the honeymoon?”

“Where would you enjoy going? I’ve travelled more than you have.”

“I don’t care where we go as long as we’re there together. And as long as there’s a bed.”

“You can have sex in places other than a bed, you know.”

“I know. It’s not like my entire sex life has taken place in my bedroom.”

“Potter! Are you a closet exhibitionist? How is it that I didn’t know this?”

“Draco, if you don’t hush, I’ll ship you to Greenland while I go somewhere warm and tropical.”

“You’re an evil git, Harry Potter. Tell me who you’ve gotten off with in public.”

“It was Neville. It was well before we got together. He and I were both drunk. It was just the once.”

“Would you do that with me?”

“Only if you play nice at the wedding. No insulting my friends. Including Neville. I know how jealous you are.”

“Jealous of Longbottom? You’re off your trolley. But you’ve got a deal.”

Comments

[enchanted-jae.livejournal.com]

Romance is dead.

*laughs*

The goofballs; they deserve one another.

[bleedingangel84.livejournal.com]

Harry and Draco just have their own brand of romance, that's all. The two of them know they belong together, so Draco didn't feel the need of a sappy proposal.I'm so glad this made you laugh. :)