Schemes and Dares
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bleedingangel84Title: Schemes and Dares
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Beta: None
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Sexual suggestion, inventive hexing, mentions of oral sex
Word Count: 365
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction created for fun and no profit has been made.
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hogwarts365 Prompt #69- “Trying new things”; “On Your Knees”; A Dare
Notes: Random thing. No beta. Hope you guys enjoy anyhow.
Summary: Neville and Blaise play Cupid to Harry and Draco.
Schemes and Dares
“I dare you.”
“No.”
“Oh, come on. I did it, and Blaise didn’t hex me, did he?”
“He already liked you, right? Malfoy hates me.”
“Draco doesn’t hate you, Potter.”
“How do you know?”
“He talks in his sleep.”
“What did he say, Zabini?”
“Oh, no you don’t. You ask him. I refuse to say a word.”
“Neville?”
“Please, Blaise? For me?”
“Why should I?”
“I’ll do that thing you’ve been asking me to do.”
“My Herbology homework?”
“No, you prat. The other thing.”
“Really?”
“Yes.”
“You promise?”
“Of course. But, you have to tell Harry.”
“Done. But you’d better deliver.”
“I promised, didn’t I? Trying new things is fun.”
“Would someone put me out of my misery? Dying of curiosity over here!"
“Draco fancies the pants off you. He has fantasies of sucking you off in the castle corridors. I’ve heard him moaning your name at night. He wonders about your cock when he showers. Even the first years know how he feels about you.”
“So, he wouldn’t hex me if I asked him on a date?”
“I wouldn’t hex you, Potter. I may however, hex Blaise for spilling my private secrets. I do hope you weren’t overly fond of his prick, Longbottom. Would you like to kiss it goodbye before I deprive him of his ability to sire an heir?”
“I would rather hate to see that gone.”
“On your knees, before I shrink him to a size too small for a microscope to see. The memory will have to last him the rest of eternity.”
“You really like me?”
“I plan on removing my best friend's prick, Potter. Yes, I like you.”
“Good. But, don’t hex Blaise. He was only doing what I asked him to. There are better things all of us could be doing with our time, right?”
“Too right you are, Potter. Come along Neville. I intend to collect on your promise.”
“Now?”
“Yes. Let’s go before decides to ignore his good luck and come after me.”
“Good point. Have fun, you two.”
“Oh, I intend to.”
“Potter! That’s my smirk. I should sue you for trademark infringement!”
“Come over here and do something about it, then.”
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