Distraction
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bleedingangel84Title: Distraction
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Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Sexual suggestion
Word Count: 365
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hogwarts365 Prompt #80-“Keep Calm”; Molly Weasley; Aloe
Notes: Draco and Ron took over my brain again.
Summary: Draco has sunburn. Ron tries to distract him.
Distraction
“Weasley! My skin is on fire here! Hurry up!”
“Hold your knickers, Malfoy! Keep calm.”
“You try keeping calm when you’re in screaming agony!”
“Merlin’s balls, Malfoy, you’re the biggest child I’ve ever seen! It’s a little sunburn, not the Cruciatus curse!”
“You clearly have no sense of empathy. I’m in pain! And you were laughing at me.”
“I couldn’t help it! Your skin is as red as my hair. It just looks funny, especially knowing how fussy you are over your skin.”
“I’m not fussy, I’m particular.”
‘Says the man who organizes his sock drawer.”
“At least I can find my socks. Babsy is still afraid to clean under our bed. Your socks were so dirty they started screaming at her.”
“That wasn’t my fault! Those were a joke gift from Fred and George.”
“You have an excuse for everything don’t you?”
“I’m not excusing, I’m explaining. There is a difference.”
“Meanwhile, I am lying here with skin so red it looks as though I’ve been flayed alive. Is there no remedy for this awful suffering?”
“Mum used to use aloe. One or the other of us was always forgetting to use sun-repelling charms.”
“Does that really work?”
“You doubt the word of Molly Weasley? She’s raised seven children. We’re all still alive.”
“Considering some of the things the twins have got up to, that seems rather a miracle, indeed. I’ll try it.”
“You must be hurting to try a Weasley remedy.”
“Weasley! Shut it, would you? Just do it.”
“Stay still. It might feel cool.”
“That’ll be a relief. I could fry bacon on my skin as it is.”
“There’s an idea.”
Weasley! Shut—ooh! That feels like heaven.”
“Why didn’t you remember your sun-blocking potion?”
“I was rather distracted, as I recall. We were both rather busy.”
“It was fun.”
“I quite agree. This aloe feels lovely.”
“I wonder if we could use it as lube?”
“Perhaps at some point in the distant future when my arse isn’t the colour of a cherry?”
“You always manage to stimulate my appetites.”
“You say that like it’s difficult to do.”
“I’m still growing. At least… something is.”
“Tell me you didn’t just say that.”
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on 2015-03-27 08:35 am (UTC)For obvious reasons! :) Their relationship seems to be progressing quite a lot, yuppee! :) Of course, Ron is still the same insensitive, though rather caring dork and Malfoy without some fussing over himself is not a proper Malfoy, but I'm happy they seem to find enough points in common to share a bed! :D
And the dirty screaming socks killed me! :) If we had those in our house, I wouldn't need a radio! I'd probably try to teach them how to sing like Axl Rose:)
*hugs you tight* You know how to make a girl's morning! :)
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on 2015-03-29 03:11 am (UTC)