Priorities

[bleedingangel84]

Title: Priorities

Author: bleedingangel84

Beta: None

Pairing: Ron/Draco

Rating: PG-13

Warnings: Ron/Draco banter, language, sexual sitiations

Word Count: 365

Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction created for fun and no profit has been made.

Written for: hogwarts365 Prompt # 127-“Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.”; Darling; Love Boat

Notes: Completely random bit of silliness that I blame entirely on the prompts for this week. Ron/Draco has taken over my braaaiiin! Send help. I hope readers enjoy this little bit of silly.

Summary: Draco has priorities, but it takes some help from Ron to remind him of that.

Priorities

“The Love Boat soon will be making another run...”

“Weasley, some of us are trying to work in here! Would you kindly turn that infernal device?! I can’t hear myself think!”

“Draco, this level of stress is not healthy.”

“I’ll have time to relax when my thesis is done, Ronald. And that inane drivel is giving me a massive headache. Turn it down, please?”

“You must be stressed to say ‘please’. I thought that was equivalent to a swear word in the Malfoy dictionary.”

“You’re an arse. You do realise that, don’t you?”

“Oh, and you are just a right ray of sunshine, aren’t you?”

“Of course, darling. I always am. Except on the rare occasions when you make me want to scream. This thesis is doing my head in.”

“You just need to let your stress out with one good scream. Preferably not at me.”

“What I need is to finish my English thesis. If it isn’t done, I won’t graduate. And I can’t fail. I just can’t. I refuse to let that happen.”

“Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.”

“What are you on about? You make even less sense than usual since you’ve started studying psychology. I didn’t even think that was possible.”

“My point is, you need to let go of your stress, you prat. You’ll feel better, I promise. Come watch Love Boat with me. They’re showing repeats all day long.”

“Are you trying to help me, or torture me? Sitting in front of a box all day is not my idea of stress relief.”

“You just don’t know how to have fun, Draco.”

“That’s not what you said last week. You said I was a genius and a god, and the best person on the planet, as I recall.”

“Yes, well, you’d just got through with fucking the breath out of me, hadn’t you? It’s fair to say my opinion was a bit skewed at the time.”

”I’d say your assertions were completely correct, regardless of personal bias.”

“It’s good that your self-confidence is still intact.”

“Would you care for a repeat performance of last week’s activities?”

“Draco, but… your thesis?”

“A man has to have priorities Ronald.”

Comments

[roelliej.livejournal.com]

LOL!! Screwing is so much better than watching Love Boat. :P

[bleedingangel84.livejournal.com]

I think even Ron would have to agree with that statement. lol Thank you so much for reading and commenting. It means a lot. Apologies for the late reply.

[my_thestral]

Now, with the right amount of humping any boat can be turned into a love boat! :D
Oh, I love these two! They love each other and still they banter, LOL! I think their relationship is probably half made of gorgeous sex and the other half of banter, heh!
What a nice way to start a Saturday! (And my BF made me breakfast in bed, imagine that!) Thank you, darling! :)

[bleedingangel84.livejournal.com]

Lol, you are right. When I write them, they always seem to snark and banter. I am so happy you enjoyed this and so sorry for the late reply, but you are quite welcome. Half the reason I enjoy writing these two so much is because of you, so I'm glad you liked this one It makes me want to write more.

[my_thestral]

Aw, what a sweet thing to say! :) And I'm so glad my enthusiasm is inspiring! There needs to be more of us, because these two are so great! :) I'm not too comfortable with the stories where one of them sacrifices too much of his personality to be with the other person - but you always write them almost canon, so I really like what you do with them! :)