Tree Hunting

[bleedingangel84]

Title: Tree Hunting

Author: bleedingangel84

Beta: None

Pairing: Harry/Draco

Rating:

Warnings: Language, Sexual Suggestion

Word Count: 365

Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction created for fun and no profit has been made.

Written for: hogwarts365 Prompt #145- “The clearest way into the Universe is through a forest wilderness.” ― John Muir; Annoyed; A Train Ride

Notes: Just a quick something for this week’s prompts. Feel free to tell me what you think of it. For enchanted_jae’s birthday. I know it’s late, but June is not over yet, and she’s fabulous enough to celebrate for the whole month.

Summary: Harry keeps a promise to Draco.

Tree Hunting

“Potter,” Draco said, releasing an annoyed huff, “why in Merlin’s name did I ever agree to go camping with you for your birthday?”

“The clearest way into the Universe is through a forest wilderness,” Harry said in reply.

“You’ve clearly gone barmy in your old age. Dumbledore would be so proud.”

“It’s not barmy. There is something spiritual about being in the forest. It makes you feel connected to something bigger than yourself.”

“I’d like to be connected to something bigger than myself right now. Don’t tell me you forgot your promise to fuck me hard against a tree? That’s the only reason I let you talk me into this mad debacle of yours, you realise?”

“That and the fact that you love me madly,” Harry declared.

“You always did have a rather pronounced gift for stating the obvious, Potter,” Draco snarked.

“You’re just cranky because you keep being bitten by mosquitoes.”

“No, Potter, I am cranky because I am out in the fucking wilderness when we could’ve just taken the train ride I suggested. And you promised to fuck me, but you haven’t yet. Of course I’m goddamn cranky!” Draco bit out.

“There’s no need to swear about it. You know me, I always keep my promises. So don’t get your knickers in a knot.”

“You are, quite literally, the most irritatingly good person I’ve ever met. And you sound like my great grandmother when you say that."

“Say what?” Harry asked in bewilderment.

“She always used to tell me not to get my knickers in a twist and told me off for swearing.”

“Well, I’m definitely not your great gran. And if you ever want me to fuck you again, don’t let me hear you say that again. I am capable of hexing your balls off if you annoy me.”

“You are so fucking hot when you’re angry, Harry.”

“You are mental, Draco. But I like it.”

“Enough to fuck me now?”

“As soon as I find a sturdy enough tree.”

“I can’t wait. Fuck me now.”

“No, I made a promise.”

“There’s a sturdy oak near camp.”

“Draco, you’re a marvel.”

“I know.”

“I’m going to fuck the snark out of you”

Comments

[enchanted-jae.livejournal.com]

Ha ha! That's awesome! Draco is delightfully crabby and naughty, and I can't believe Harry made him wait. Hee! Thanks so much!

And, I do hope you've posted this to hd_ina_tree?

[bleedingangel84.livejournal.com]

Thank you! <3 I did. :)