Dirty Minds
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bleedingangel84Title: Dirty Minds
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Pairing: Al/Scorpius
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Language and slight sexual suggestion
Word Count: 365
Disclaimer:This is a work of fiction created for fun and no profit has been made.
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hogwarts365 Prompt #156-“Waiting hurts. Forgetting hurts. But not knowing which decision to take can sometimes be the most painful...”― José N. Harris; Apparition Lessons; Auto-Answer Quill
Notes: After a few false starts, this is what came out of my head. Enjoy!
Summary: Dirty minds can lead to the best kinds of trouble.
Dirty Minds
Albus Severus Potter chewed his Auto-Answer Quill as he sat in his Apparition Lessons, doing his best not to focus on Scorpius Malfoy’s impossibly blond hair.
“Waiting hurts. Forgetting hurts. But not knowing which decision to take can sometimes be the most painful of all. Indecisive Apparition can lead to accidental Spliching,” the Ministry wizard explained carefully.
Albus held back a sympathetic wince as the instructor told the pupils of gruesome stories of body parts left behind due to incorrectly executed Apparitions.
“I wonder if anyone’s ever left their cock behind. I wouldn’t fancy having to explain that to a Mediwizard; would you, Al?”
“Eww, Scorp, that’s disgusting! You are such a pervert. Just stop,” Albus pleaded, fighting the urge to cup protective hands around his own cock.
“Say what you want, but you were thinking it too,” Scorpius crowed smugly.
“I was not. I was thinking about something else entirely, I’ll have you know. Not everyone has a dirty mind like you.”
“I can imagine what you were thinking about.”
“Merlin, I certainly hope not.”
“Your willy’s at half mast, Al. I’d say it was fairly obvious what you were thinking of. Looks like I’m not the only wizard here with a dirty mind.” Scorpius smirked.
“Merlin, please, just kill me now.” Albus laid head on the hard desk with a loud thunk, feeling suddenly grateful that his friend was not a Legilimens.
“You won’t tell me?” Scorpius asked with a pout.
“Circe, no. You’d only take the mickey, and I’m not in the mood for it today,’ Albus answered.
“You are so mean. Am I you’re best friend or not? I’m wounded.”
“Merlin, you are such a drama queen. Why are we friends again?”
“I am not a drama queen! Now tell me! I will hex you, yeah?’
“You try it.”
“Tell me, or you’ll regret it.” Scorpius whispered.
“I doubt that,” Albus replied softly.
“You asked for this,” Scorpius warned.
In the next instant, the two boys were attached at the lips, Scorpius in Albus’ lap, kissing him for all he was worth.
“Did that answer your question, you gorgeous brat?” Albus asked breathlessly.
“Yeah. But we made the poor professor faint.”
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on 2016-09-09 03:00 am (UTC)no subject
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on 2016-09-09 09:51 am (UTC)Hilarious! And bonus points for getting the word "willy" in there as well!
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on 2016-09-11 07:58 pm (UTC)no subject
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on 2016-09-11 07:59 pm (UTC)