Dirty Minds and Goblin Meetings
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bleedingangel84Title: Dirty Minds and Goblin Meetings
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Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Mild sexual suggestion
Word Count: 365
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction created for fun and no profit has been made.
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hogwarts365 Prompt 199-“You can never be overdressed or overeducated.” ― Oscar Wilde; Nearly Headless Nick; Goblin Liaison OfficeNotes: Holy wow! I can’t believe this, but this piece of writing came out to exactly 365 words with no edits. That will likely never happen again, so I felt the need to share. Just a cute little something inspired by the prompts this week. I hope everyone enjoys this. It seemed to write itself, so I hope it’s okay.
Summary: Hermione distracts Harry before a big meeting.
“I can’t believe you are making me wear this, Hermione. I look like Nearly Headless Nick.”
“You do not. And besides, ruffs are traditional in the wizarding world. And the goblins insisted on this meeting. We have to be at the Goblin Liaison Office at four o’clock sharp. Goblins are very centered on tradition, you realise.”
“I feel like a trussed up turkey, for Merlin’s sake. Are you sure I’m not overdressed for this?” Harry fretted.
“Of course. You look quite dashing actually. My mum always said that one could never be overdressed or overeducated.”
“Yes, well, mums aren’t always right, are they? It’s a good thing you are my best friend, or I’d definitely have to kill you for this. You owe me.”
“I can tell you’ve been spending too much time with Draco of late. Threatening the Minister with violence, honestly Harry!” Hermione teased.
“There is no such thing as too much time with Draco. Besides, he’s bloody brilliant.”
“Yes, so I’ve heard. You talk about him incessantly.”
“Yes, well, that sometimes happens when one is in love, doesn’t it?” Harry pointed out.
“I suppose you’re right at that.”
“You suppose I’m right? This from the woman who once waxed poetic to me about the beauty of Ron’s manly parts.”
Hermione flushed scarlet, averting her eyes to the floor. “Yes, well, I’d had a bit too much wine that night, hadn’t I? Besides, you like men. I thought you’d appreciate what I was saying.”
“Not when it concerns my best mate, I don’t. That’s just wrong on too many levels. But I suppose if you hadn’t started spouting off about Ron’s bits, I’d have never run off to sit at Draco’s table that night, so I suppose I owe you. Though I was traumatised for life."
“You have been around Draco too often. You’ve certainly picked up his flair for overdramatising things. I suppose some of him was bound to rub off on you at some point.”
“Now that’s just cruel, Hermione.”
“What’s cruel?”
“Reminding me of something I’d much rather be doing when we’re about to go meet with the goblins.”
“You have a very dirty mind, Harry Potter.”
“I know.”
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on 2017-07-07 06:17 pm (UTC)That's just adorable. *giggles*
Poor Harry. I'm sure Hermione will have some pity and let him run off to Draco eventually. ;)
Lovely, hon!
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on 2017-07-07 07:43 pm (UTC)I'm sure Hermione may take pity on him at some point, after the meeting. :)