Silly Questions
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bleedingangel84Title: Silly Questions
Author:bleedingangel84
Beta: None
Pairing: Harry/Ron
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Sexual Suggestion
Word Count: 365
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction created for fun and no profit has been made.
Notes: I blame the prompts entirely for this one. I hope readers enjoy.
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hogwarts365 Prompt 202- “Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.” ― Anthony Burgess; Questions; West Tower
Summary: Harry makes Ron breakfast in bed.
Harry smiled fondly at the familiar sound of his boyfriend’s snores coming from their bedroom as he prepared breakfast in bed for his lover.
“Ron! Wake up! I’ve made you breakfast!”
“Whazzit? Is there bacon?”
“Of all the silly questions to ask. Of course there’s bacon. It’s only been your favourite food for the entire time I’ve known you.”
“I love you, Harry. You’re the best.”
“Luckily for you, I love you, too. Although, loudly as you snore, I’ve no idea why.”
“It’s because you know that I can do much more in a bed than just sleep,” Ron bragged, wagging his eyebrows suggestively.
“That must be it. Your snoring is louder than all the owls in the West Tower after a night of hunting.”
“But you sleep with me anyway,” Ron pointed out, stuffing his mouth full of bacon.
“I know. I guess I’ve listened to your snoring for so long that I don’t know what it’s like to sleep without hearing it. It’s almost…I don’t know…comforting?”
“That’s…odd, but sweet, I reckon. I suppose that proves the old saying wrong.”
“What old saying would that be?”
“Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.”
Harry laughed, giving Ron a soft peck on the lips “You always know how to make me laugh, you know?”
“It’s nice to know I’m good at something besides playing chess.”
“That’s not all you’re good at, Ron. You also know just how to turn me to jelly, and you know it. You were teasing me about it just a bit ago.”
“What do we have planned for today?” Ron asked, smiling mischievously.
“Nothing at all until the afternoon. Why? What are you plotting?”
“I’m not plotting at all, Harry. I was just hoping you might be willing to spend the morning in bed with me. You know, not sleeping? You did bring me breakfast in bad, after all. It would only be right to thank you. What would you like as a reward, Harry? I could suck you off. ”
“That sounds absolutely perfect. I was hoping you’d want to do that. Would you like more bacon, or something hotter?”
“Now who’s asking silly questions?”
Author:
bleedingangel84 Beta: None
Pairing: Harry/Ron
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Sexual Suggestion
Word Count: 365
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction created for fun and no profit has been made.
Notes: I blame the prompts entirely for this one. I hope readers enjoy.
Written for:
hogwarts365 Prompt 202- “Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.” ― Anthony Burgess; Questions; West TowerSummary: Harry makes Ron breakfast in bed.
Harry smiled fondly at the familiar sound of his boyfriend’s snores coming from their bedroom as he prepared breakfast in bed for his lover.
“Ron! Wake up! I’ve made you breakfast!”
“Whazzit? Is there bacon?”
“Of all the silly questions to ask. Of course there’s bacon. It’s only been your favourite food for the entire time I’ve known you.”
“I love you, Harry. You’re the best.”
“Luckily for you, I love you, too. Although, loudly as you snore, I’ve no idea why.”
“It’s because you know that I can do much more in a bed than just sleep,” Ron bragged, wagging his eyebrows suggestively.
“That must be it. Your snoring is louder than all the owls in the West Tower after a night of hunting.”
“But you sleep with me anyway,” Ron pointed out, stuffing his mouth full of bacon.
“I know. I guess I’ve listened to your snoring for so long that I don’t know what it’s like to sleep without hearing it. It’s almost…I don’t know…comforting?”
“That’s…odd, but sweet, I reckon. I suppose that proves the old saying wrong.”
“What old saying would that be?”
“Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.”
Harry laughed, giving Ron a soft peck on the lips “You always know how to make me laugh, you know?”
“It’s nice to know I’m good at something besides playing chess.”
“That’s not all you’re good at, Ron. You also know just how to turn me to jelly, and you know it. You were teasing me about it just a bit ago.”
“What do we have planned for today?” Ron asked, smiling mischievously.
“Nothing at all until the afternoon. Why? What are you plotting?”
“I’m not plotting at all, Harry. I was just hoping you might be willing to spend the morning in bed with me. You know, not sleeping? You did bring me breakfast in bad, after all. It would only be right to thank you. What would you like as a reward, Harry? I could suck you off. ”
“That sounds absolutely perfect. I was hoping you’d want to do that. Would you like more bacon, or something hotter?”
“Now who’s asking silly questions?”