Division of Labour
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bleedingangel84Title: Division of Labour
Author:bleedingangel84
Beta: None
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: PG
Warnings: Mild sexual suggestion
Word Count: 365
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction created for fun and no profit has been made.
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hogwarts365 Prompt 212- “If this is victory, then our hands are too small to hold it.” - J.R.R. Tolkien, The Return of the King; Domain; Addendum
Notes: I have no idea where this came from, but I had fun writing it. I hope readers enjoy it.
Summary: Harry and Draco look after Rose and Hugo.
“What do you suppose they’re thinking about, Draco?”
“They’re babies, Potter. Who knows?”
“Rosie has you wrapped around her little fingers. I think you like her more you like me.”
“Oh, don’t be absurd. That’s not true.”
“Says the man who added a childcare wing at the Ministry just so he’d be able to play with her on his breaks.”
“It was past time for that to be added, and you know it. It’s part of my job as Minister to implement every new addendum smoothly.”
“Keep telling yourself that, love. You’d best get over there. Little Miss Rosie is starting to look rather cross.”
“Of course she’s looking cross. That little monster Hugo just took her toy away.”
“He’s a little boy, not a monster.”
“He’s a Weasley. That’s enough.”
“So is Rosie.”
“Must you argue with everything I say, Potter?”
“Yes, I must.”
“Just for that, I’ll make you change Hugo’s soiled nappy while I read Rosie a story.”
“Why is story time always your domain?”
“Because I put her to sleep faster. Besides, you’re much better at changing nappies than I am. It just makes sense, doesn’t it?”
“You’re evil! You know Hugo had strained peas for tea. The smell alone would be enough to knock out an Erumpent.”
Draco shot Harry a satisfied smirk, watching in amusement as Harry struggled to change a wriggling Hugo.
“Hugo Weasley! Stay still why don’t you?!”
“Hugo is a child. His only means of getting victory over adults is to do what babies do. Goodness knows his hands are too small to hold any real victory.”
“Why in Merlin’s name did I ever introduce you to Tolkien?”
“Because you said I needed to expand my literary horizons. You were quite correct.”
“I didn’t mean for you to use it against me, love.”
“It’s your own fault, Potter. You knew what you were getting when you chose to marry a Slytherin.”
“You’re right, I did. I just hoped more of me had rubbed off on you by now.”
“That’s not a bad idea. Perhaps when the children go to sleep.”
Just then, Hugo released an ear-splitting wail. “Tell me, why did we agree to do this?!”
Author:
bleedingangel84 Beta: None
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: PG
Warnings: Mild sexual suggestion
Word Count: 365
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction created for fun and no profit has been made.
Written for:
hogwarts365 Prompt 212- “If this is victory, then our hands are too small to hold it.” - J.R.R. Tolkien, The Return of the King; Domain; AddendumNotes: I have no idea where this came from, but I had fun writing it. I hope readers enjoy it.
Summary: Harry and Draco look after Rose and Hugo.
“What do you suppose they’re thinking about, Draco?”
“They’re babies, Potter. Who knows?”
“Rosie has you wrapped around her little fingers. I think you like her more you like me.”
“Oh, don’t be absurd. That’s not true.”
“Says the man who added a childcare wing at the Ministry just so he’d be able to play with her on his breaks.”
“It was past time for that to be added, and you know it. It’s part of my job as Minister to implement every new addendum smoothly.”
“Keep telling yourself that, love. You’d best get over there. Little Miss Rosie is starting to look rather cross.”
“Of course she’s looking cross. That little monster Hugo just took her toy away.”
“He’s a little boy, not a monster.”
“He’s a Weasley. That’s enough.”
“So is Rosie.”
“Must you argue with everything I say, Potter?”
“Yes, I must.”
“Just for that, I’ll make you change Hugo’s soiled nappy while I read Rosie a story.”
“Why is story time always your domain?”
“Because I put her to sleep faster. Besides, you’re much better at changing nappies than I am. It just makes sense, doesn’t it?”
“You’re evil! You know Hugo had strained peas for tea. The smell alone would be enough to knock out an Erumpent.”
Draco shot Harry a satisfied smirk, watching in amusement as Harry struggled to change a wriggling Hugo.
“Hugo Weasley! Stay still why don’t you?!”
“Hugo is a child. His only means of getting victory over adults is to do what babies do. Goodness knows his hands are too small to hold any real victory.”
“Why in Merlin’s name did I ever introduce you to Tolkien?”
“Because you said I needed to expand my literary horizons. You were quite correct.”
“I didn’t mean for you to use it against me, love.”
“It’s your own fault, Potter. You knew what you were getting when you chose to marry a Slytherin.”
“You’re right, I did. I just hoped more of me had rubbed off on you by now.”
“That’s not a bad idea. Perhaps when the children go to sleep.”
Just then, Hugo released an ear-splitting wail. “Tell me, why did we agree to do this?!”