My Favourite Arse
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bleedingangel84Title: My Favourite Arse
Author:bleedingangel84
Beta: None
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: Mild R
Warnings: Sexual situations, language
Word Count: 365
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction created for fun and no profit has been made.
Written for:![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
hogwarts365 Prompt 230-Unconventional Valentine, Cupid’s costume gone wrong, “You can’t do that with your wand.”
Notes: Short and sweet thing inspired by this week’s prompts. I hope readers enjoy.
Summary: Harry is insecure, but Draco knows just how to soothe him.
“That’s…an interesting Valentine’s invitation. Blaise is certainly inventive if nothing else,” Harry stated, holding back a grimace with effort.
“He said he was sick of seeing Valentine’s cards with hearts that weren’t anatomically correct. I personally think he just likes to fuck with peoples’ heads.”
“That invitation will fuck with their stomachs, more like. How in Merlin’s name did he make it look like a real beating heart?”
“Magic, of course. We are wizards.”
“I know that, Draco. But that looks like something from a bad slasher film. It’s just so…gory.”
“Will you go with me again this year?”
“Last year’s debacle is etched in my memory forever. I still haven’t forgot Blaise streaking round his mansion starkers with his Cupid nappy on his head instead of round his arse. I was scarred for life.”
“You were? I caught him and Longbottom using their wands as cock rings, for fuck’s sake! I didn’t even know that was possible! There are some things you just can’t do with your wand!”
“I could have done my whole life without hearing what Neville and Blaise get up to in the bedroom, Draco. That’s just disgusting!”
“It was actually rather hot. Longbottom’s arse is rather fit.”
“Hold on, now. What do you mean Neville’s arse is fit?! Don’t tell me they let you watch them?!”
“Longbottom has a bit of an exhibitionist streak when he’s sloshed, and he was most definitely showing it off that night.”
“I’m not sure how I feel about knowing you’ve seen Neville’s bum, Draco.”
“Don’t tell me you’re jealous. Your arse is still my favorite, and it always will be.”
“How do I know you mean that, Draco? How do I know you aren’t just saying it to make me feel better?”
“You are so adorable. You really don’t see it, do you?”
“Don’t see what? You’re mental.”
“Harry, I love you. Please don’t ever change. You’re the only person I know who could save the entire wizarding world and still wonder why someone would want to be with him.”
“I’m just me.”
“And that’s why I love you. I don’t care about Blaise’s party or Longbottom’s arse, so long as you’re my Valentine.”
Author:
bleedingangel84 Beta: None
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: Mild R
Warnings: Sexual situations, language
Word Count: 365
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction created for fun and no profit has been made.
Written for:
hogwarts365 Prompt 230-Unconventional Valentine, Cupid’s costume gone wrong, “You can’t do that with your wand.”Notes: Short and sweet thing inspired by this week’s prompts. I hope readers enjoy.
Summary: Harry is insecure, but Draco knows just how to soothe him.
“That’s…an interesting Valentine’s invitation. Blaise is certainly inventive if nothing else,” Harry stated, holding back a grimace with effort.
“He said he was sick of seeing Valentine’s cards with hearts that weren’t anatomically correct. I personally think he just likes to fuck with peoples’ heads.”
“That invitation will fuck with their stomachs, more like. How in Merlin’s name did he make it look like a real beating heart?”
“Magic, of course. We are wizards.”
“I know that, Draco. But that looks like something from a bad slasher film. It’s just so…gory.”
“Will you go with me again this year?”
“Last year’s debacle is etched in my memory forever. I still haven’t forgot Blaise streaking round his mansion starkers with his Cupid nappy on his head instead of round his arse. I was scarred for life.”
“You were? I caught him and Longbottom using their wands as cock rings, for fuck’s sake! I didn’t even know that was possible! There are some things you just can’t do with your wand!”
“I could have done my whole life without hearing what Neville and Blaise get up to in the bedroom, Draco. That’s just disgusting!”
“It was actually rather hot. Longbottom’s arse is rather fit.”
“Hold on, now. What do you mean Neville’s arse is fit?! Don’t tell me they let you watch them?!”
“Longbottom has a bit of an exhibitionist streak when he’s sloshed, and he was most definitely showing it off that night.”
“I’m not sure how I feel about knowing you’ve seen Neville’s bum, Draco.”
“Don’t tell me you’re jealous. Your arse is still my favorite, and it always will be.”
“How do I know you mean that, Draco? How do I know you aren’t just saying it to make me feel better?”
“You are so adorable. You really don’t see it, do you?”
“Don’t see what? You’re mental.”
“Harry, I love you. Please don’t ever change. You’re the only person I know who could save the entire wizarding world and still wonder why someone would want to be with him.”
“I’m just me.”
“And that’s why I love you. I don’t care about Blaise’s party or Longbottom’s arse, so long as you’re my Valentine.”
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on 2018-02-23 10:45 pm (UTC)