Twin Troubles
Feb. 3rd, 2019 12:08 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
bleedingangel84Title: Twin Troubles
Author:bleedingangel84
Beta: None
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: R
Warnings: Mpreg, Language
Word Count: 365
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction created for fun and no profit has been made.
Written for:![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
hogwarts365 Prompt 280-Global, Fantastic, Twin Brother/Sister
Notes: I blame the prompts entirely for this one. I hope readers enjoy.
Summary: Harry discovers that he’s pregnant with twins.
“You’re pregnant, Mr. Potter.”
“What did you say?!”
“You’re pregnant.”
“Go on, pull the other one.”
“Has no one ever told you that it is possible for a wizard to carry babies?”
“No! I was raised as a muggle! How was I supposed to know that?!”
“Do calm down. It is not good for the babies for their father to be in such distress.”
“Calm down! Calm down?! You tell me I’m a pregnant male and expect me to calm down? You’ve got to be joking. And did you say ‘babies’? As in plural? Oh, god, how?”
“Through intercourse, of course."
“Excuse me, but how the fuck could I get pregnant if I have no vagina?”
“The same way that wizards do so many things that muggles cannot. Through magic. I should think you’d be happy. Most would see this as fantastic news.”
“Forgive me, but I’m rather in shock at the moment.”
“That is only natural in your situation. Mr. Potter. But this is a blessing, as well as an indication of great power. Twins are rare in the wizarding world.”
“Twins, eh? Do you know what sex they are yet?”
“One is a boy, one a girl.”
“I suppose I’ll need to tell Draco. I can only imagine that this will make global headlines: ‘Boy-Who-Lived Gives Birth to Death-Eater’s Spawn’. Won’t that be just lovely?”
“If I may, you killed Voldemort. Don’t let idiots destroy what should rightly be a happy occasion.”
“You’re right. I have always wanted a family. But what will Draco say?”
“He will be thrilled, I’m sure.”
“How can you be so positive about that?”
“Male pregnancies don’t typically happen unless both partners want it. You said you wanted a family. It would seem Mr. Malfoy does as well.”
“He knew this could happen and didn’t tell me?!”
“It isn’t such bad news is it? You and Mr. Malfoy make rather a handsome couple.”
“Thank you, but I’d rather have had a choice.”
“You did. You wanted a family. Now you’ll have one.”
“That’s not so bad. But I still want to kill Draco.”
“Don’t kill him. Your babies need both fathers.”
“I hope they take after him.”
Author:
bleedingangel84 Beta: None
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: R
Warnings: Mpreg, Language
Word Count: 365
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction created for fun and no profit has been made.
Written for:
hogwarts365 Prompt 280-Global, Fantastic, Twin Brother/SisterNotes: I blame the prompts entirely for this one. I hope readers enjoy.
Summary: Harry discovers that he’s pregnant with twins.
“You’re pregnant, Mr. Potter.”
“What did you say?!”
“You’re pregnant.”
“Go on, pull the other one.”
“Has no one ever told you that it is possible for a wizard to carry babies?”
“No! I was raised as a muggle! How was I supposed to know that?!”
“Do calm down. It is not good for the babies for their father to be in such distress.”
“Calm down! Calm down?! You tell me I’m a pregnant male and expect me to calm down? You’ve got to be joking. And did you say ‘babies’? As in plural? Oh, god, how?”
“Through intercourse, of course."
“Excuse me, but how the fuck could I get pregnant if I have no vagina?”
“The same way that wizards do so many things that muggles cannot. Through magic. I should think you’d be happy. Most would see this as fantastic news.”
“Forgive me, but I’m rather in shock at the moment.”
“That is only natural in your situation. Mr. Potter. But this is a blessing, as well as an indication of great power. Twins are rare in the wizarding world.”
“Twins, eh? Do you know what sex they are yet?”
“One is a boy, one a girl.”
“I suppose I’ll need to tell Draco. I can only imagine that this will make global headlines: ‘Boy-Who-Lived Gives Birth to Death-Eater’s Spawn’. Won’t that be just lovely?”
“If I may, you killed Voldemort. Don’t let idiots destroy what should rightly be a happy occasion.”
“You’re right. I have always wanted a family. But what will Draco say?”
“He will be thrilled, I’m sure.”
“How can you be so positive about that?”
“Male pregnancies don’t typically happen unless both partners want it. You said you wanted a family. It would seem Mr. Malfoy does as well.”
“He knew this could happen and didn’t tell me?!”
“It isn’t such bad news is it? You and Mr. Malfoy make rather a handsome couple.”
“Thank you, but I’d rather have had a choice.”
“You did. You wanted a family. Now you’ll have one.”
“That’s not so bad. But I still want to kill Draco.”
“Don’t kill him. Your babies need both fathers.”
“I hope they take after him.”
no subject
on 2019-02-03 07:30 am (UTC)i think once the shock settles harry will be overjoyed ;)
but this is cute
i hope we get to see how draco reacts as well :D
no subject
on 2019-02-03 07:56 am (UTC)