Sexual Confusion
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bleedingangel84Title: Sexual Confusion
Author:bleedingangel84
Beta: None
Pairing: Ron/Draco
Rating: R
Warnings: Mentions of oral sex and language, het
Word Count: 365
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction created for fun and no profit has been made.
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hogwarts365 Prompt 295-Hungry, Comprise, Alternatives
Notes: Ron and Draco took over my fingers for this. I hope readers enjoy, and I must apologise for posting this past the due date, but RL has been getting in my way recently. Feedback and concrit are welcome and appreciated.
Summary: Draco tries to help his Auror partner with some sexual confusion.
“Weasley, is that god-awful noise coming from you, or do I need my hearing checked?”
“I can’t help it, Malfoy! I’m hungry!”
“You’re always hungry, but your stomach doesn’t normally sound like you swallowed a bear.”
“I didn’t eat breakfast this morning, if you must know.”
“Why ever not? It’s usually your reason for getting up in the morning.”
“Oh, har har. Very funny. “
“Answer the question, Weaselbee.”
“You agreed to stop calling me that. Ferret.”
“And you are avoiding the issue here. Why did you not eat this morning?”
“Hermione and I had an awful row, and I stormed off. Didn’t really feel like eating.”
“Oh, great Merlin! The apocalypse is surely to come soon if Ron Weasley didn’t want to eat. I was sure it was one of your top three favourite activities.”
“What did you think the other two were?”
“Well, considering that you’re you, I supposed the others would be comprised of sleeping and sex.”
“Replace sex with chess, and you’d have it just about right.”
“You don’t like sex, Weasley? I’m shocked.”
“I like it well enough, I suppose.”
“But?”
“It’s just so…eurgh! That’s what Hermione and I were fighting over. She wants me to, you know, lick her, but I can’t stomach it. I suggested alternatives, but she wasn’t impressed.”
“There is such a thing as too much information, Weasley. I do not need to think about Granger’s moist bits first thing in the morning. That’s disgusting!”
“And there is my problem: I think so, too.”
“Well, I can’t blame you for that.”
“It’s a good thing you don’t because Hermione sure did. Not that I blame her. A boyfriend should want to go down on his girlfriend, shouldn’t he?”
“In an ideal world, yes. At least most men would.”
“Than what the hell is wrong with me?”
“Maybe you aren’t as straight as you think?”
“Malfoy you are not helping!”
“Would you like me to suck you off? Just as an experiment, of course.”
“What?! No! I—just no! We can’t. We’re supposed to be on a stakeout.”
“So? It would be a means of passing the time, and your cock certainly doesn’t seem opposed.”
“Oh, damn.”
Author:
bleedingangel84 Beta: None
Pairing: Ron/Draco
Rating: R
Warnings: Mentions of oral sex and language, het
Word Count: 365
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction created for fun and no profit has been made.
Written for:
hogwarts365 Prompt 295-Hungry, Comprise, AlternativesNotes: Ron and Draco took over my fingers for this. I hope readers enjoy, and I must apologise for posting this past the due date, but RL has been getting in my way recently. Feedback and concrit are welcome and appreciated.
Summary: Draco tries to help his Auror partner with some sexual confusion.
“Weasley, is that god-awful noise coming from you, or do I need my hearing checked?”
“I can’t help it, Malfoy! I’m hungry!”
“You’re always hungry, but your stomach doesn’t normally sound like you swallowed a bear.”
“I didn’t eat breakfast this morning, if you must know.”
“Why ever not? It’s usually your reason for getting up in the morning.”
“Oh, har har. Very funny. “
“Answer the question, Weaselbee.”
“You agreed to stop calling me that. Ferret.”
“And you are avoiding the issue here. Why did you not eat this morning?”
“Hermione and I had an awful row, and I stormed off. Didn’t really feel like eating.”
“Oh, great Merlin! The apocalypse is surely to come soon if Ron Weasley didn’t want to eat. I was sure it was one of your top three favourite activities.”
“What did you think the other two were?”
“Well, considering that you’re you, I supposed the others would be comprised of sleeping and sex.”
“Replace sex with chess, and you’d have it just about right.”
“You don’t like sex, Weasley? I’m shocked.”
“I like it well enough, I suppose.”
“But?”
“It’s just so…eurgh! That’s what Hermione and I were fighting over. She wants me to, you know, lick her, but I can’t stomach it. I suggested alternatives, but she wasn’t impressed.”
“There is such a thing as too much information, Weasley. I do not need to think about Granger’s moist bits first thing in the morning. That’s disgusting!”
“And there is my problem: I think so, too.”
“Well, I can’t blame you for that.”
“It’s a good thing you don’t because Hermione sure did. Not that I blame her. A boyfriend should want to go down on his girlfriend, shouldn’t he?”
“In an ideal world, yes. At least most men would.”
“Than what the hell is wrong with me?”
“Maybe you aren’t as straight as you think?”
“Malfoy you are not helping!”
“Would you like me to suck you off? Just as an experiment, of course.”
“What?! No! I—just no! We can’t. We’re supposed to be on a stakeout.”
“So? It would be a means of passing the time, and your cock certainly doesn’t seem opposed.”
“Oh, damn.”