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bleedingangel84Title: Bribery
Author:bleedingangel84
Beta: None
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: R
Warnings: Mentions of rimming, though no explicit action, sexual suggestion
Word Count: 365
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction created for fun and no profit has been made.
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hogwarts365 Prompt 322-Garments, relatives by marriage, obstruction
Notes: Just completely random. Inspired by the prompts and a lack of sleep. Any errors can be blamed on said lack.
Summary: Harry attempts to bribe Draco to avoid an uncomfortable situation.
Harry awoke with a furry tail in his line of sight, and, still half-asleep, swatted blindly at the obstruction.
“Malfoy, for Merlin’s sake, come get this stupid cat’s arse out of my face!”
“Cleo likes you. I wonder what the public would say if they knew just how grumpy their golden boy is before he’s had his coffee.”
“I’m not a saviour, and I don’t wear sacred garments , Draco. I’m just a man. Forgive me, but the only arse I ever want that close to my face is yours.”
“Mmm, I do love the way you think, Mr. Potter. But unfortunately, we haven’t the time at the moment. We have to get ready and head over to the manor so that you can meet the rest of my relatives. They are your family too now, you realise.”
“Only by marriage. I’m quite tempted to sample some of the twins’ new line of Sickness Sweets and skive off. Would you care to join me?”
“Father would not be pleased by that at all.”
“When has he ever been pleased with me? This is nothing new. The man has tried to kill me multiple times since I was a child, lest you forget.”
“If he tried to kill you now, he’d have to go through me first. Are you sure I can’t persuade you to come with me?”
“Oh, I’ll gladly come with you. I just won’t go with you to the family torture session.”
“Harry…”
“Come on, you have to admit that was a good one.”
“I’ll give you that, especially since your brain in only half functional this early in the morning.”
“I would argue with your rather cutting observation, but I can’t when it’s the truth. Sometimes I wonder why you’re with me.”
“You’ve a rather spectacular pair of bollocks and a nice arse,” Draco observed blandly.
“Is that all you want me for, Malfoy? I’m hurt.”
“You know better than that, Harry.”
“Can I talk you into staying home with me now?”
“You can try.”
“If we stay home, I’ll let you rim me.”
“I love rimming.”
“I’m aware.”
“That’s not fair, Potter.”
“I’m a Malfoy spouse, love. Fair is highly overrated.”
Author:
bleedingangel84 Beta: None
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: R
Warnings: Mentions of rimming, though no explicit action, sexual suggestion
Word Count: 365
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction created for fun and no profit has been made.
Written for:
hogwarts365 Prompt 322-Garments, relatives by marriage, obstructionNotes: Just completely random. Inspired by the prompts and a lack of sleep. Any errors can be blamed on said lack.
Summary: Harry attempts to bribe Draco to avoid an uncomfortable situation.
Harry awoke with a furry tail in his line of sight, and, still half-asleep, swatted blindly at the obstruction.
“Malfoy, for Merlin’s sake, come get this stupid cat’s arse out of my face!”
“Cleo likes you. I wonder what the public would say if they knew just how grumpy their golden boy is before he’s had his coffee.”
“I’m not a saviour, and I don’t wear sacred garments , Draco. I’m just a man. Forgive me, but the only arse I ever want that close to my face is yours.”
“Mmm, I do love the way you think, Mr. Potter. But unfortunately, we haven’t the time at the moment. We have to get ready and head over to the manor so that you can meet the rest of my relatives. They are your family too now, you realise.”
“Only by marriage. I’m quite tempted to sample some of the twins’ new line of Sickness Sweets and skive off. Would you care to join me?”
“Father would not be pleased by that at all.”
“When has he ever been pleased with me? This is nothing new. The man has tried to kill me multiple times since I was a child, lest you forget.”
“If he tried to kill you now, he’d have to go through me first. Are you sure I can’t persuade you to come with me?”
“Oh, I’ll gladly come with you. I just won’t go with you to the family torture session.”
“Harry…”
“Come on, you have to admit that was a good one.”
“I’ll give you that, especially since your brain in only half functional this early in the morning.”
“I would argue with your rather cutting observation, but I can’t when it’s the truth. Sometimes I wonder why you’re with me.”
“You’ve a rather spectacular pair of bollocks and a nice arse,” Draco observed blandly.
“Is that all you want me for, Malfoy? I’m hurt.”
“You know better than that, Harry.”
“Can I talk you into staying home with me now?”
“You can try.”
“If we stay home, I’ll let you rim me.”
“I love rimming.”
“I’m aware.”
“That’s not fair, Potter.”
“I’m a Malfoy spouse, love. Fair is highly overrated.”
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on 2020-01-17 06:20 pm (UTC)LOOOL
this one is rather entertaining, and adorable! i feel like i was a fly at their bedroom wall, and it was totally paying off to be there
well done!
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on 2020-01-19 09:41 pm (UTC)