Kinky in the Kitchen
Jun. 20th, 2020 05:16 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
bleedingangel84Title: Kinky in the Kitchen
Author:bleedingangel84
Beta: None
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: soft R
Warnings: Mention of rimming and oral, language
Word Count: 365
Written for:![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
hogwarts365 Prompt 342-Kwikspell,Killing Curse, Kitchen hogwarts365 Prompt 343-Lenient, Lethal, Lethargy
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction created for fun and no profit has been made.
Notes: Once again, I must apologise for the lateness of this offering and for doubling up on prompts. I hope readers enjoy reading this one as much as I enjoyed writing it. Written as a belated birthday gift toenchanted_jae , for always writing things that make me smile. Thank you for your friendship and support. It means a lot.
Summary: Draco is attempting to make a birthday cake for Harry, but Harry has other ideas.
“Draco, what on Earth are doing in the kitchen?”
“Ahh! Potter, you startled me. Don’t do that! I could’ve shot you with a Killing Curse.”
“I suppose it’s a good thing I’ve something of an immunity to them, then. You still haven’t answered my question: what are you doing in here?”
“I should think that would be obvious. I’m attempting to cook."
“You’ve never been interested in cooking. Why now?”
“I wanted to do something special for your birthday and make you a cake. I sent away for a Kwikspell cooking course.”
“Love, you didn’t need to do that. I’m satisfied with your many other talents.”
“You’re always feeding me. I wanted to return the favour.”
“I appreciate the thought, Draco, but last time you attempted to cook for me, it was nearly lethal. Don’t think I’ve forgot those wild mushrooms. Even with magic, it took hours to shake off the lethargy.”
“I don’t remember you complaining that much afterward.”
“That’s true. I was rather lenient with you because of your spectacular oral skills,”
“Well, at least I know you think I’m good for something. See if I attempt to cook you anything again,” Draco pouted.
“Oh stop it, Malfoy. You know I can never resist that pout. You’re just too damned adorable for your own good. I’d rather be the one biting your lip. Or other places. I’m really not picky.”
“You are one kinky little fucker. What do you think the public would have to say about that?”
“I don’t give a toss what the public thinks as long as you love me.”
“You know I do. Hence my risking culinary humiliation just to please you.”
“Why don’t we go out for dinner? I know a restaurant that makes any sort of dessert you could imagine. I’d like to spend the night eating chocolate mousse off your delectable body.”
“Gods, Harry, you can get me to agree to anything when you talk like that.”
“I know. I learned it from you. I still remember the first time you ate me out. I nearly exploded on the spot.”
“Would you like a repeat performance? It is your birthday.”
“You give the best presents.”
Author:
bleedingangel84 Beta: None
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: soft R
Warnings: Mention of rimming and oral, language
Word Count: 365
Written for:
hogwarts365 Prompt 342-Kwikspell,Killing Curse, Kitchen hogwarts365 Prompt 343-Lenient, Lethal, LethargyDisclaimer: This is a work of fiction created for fun and no profit has been made.
Notes: Once again, I must apologise for the lateness of this offering and for doubling up on prompts. I hope readers enjoy reading this one as much as I enjoyed writing it. Written as a belated birthday gift to
enchanted_jae , for always writing things that make me smile. Thank you for your friendship and support. It means a lot.Summary: Draco is attempting to make a birthday cake for Harry, but Harry has other ideas.
“Draco, what on Earth are doing in the kitchen?”
“Ahh! Potter, you startled me. Don’t do that! I could’ve shot you with a Killing Curse.”
“I suppose it’s a good thing I’ve something of an immunity to them, then. You still haven’t answered my question: what are you doing in here?”
“I should think that would be obvious. I’m attempting to cook."
“You’ve never been interested in cooking. Why now?”
“I wanted to do something special for your birthday and make you a cake. I sent away for a Kwikspell cooking course.”
“Love, you didn’t need to do that. I’m satisfied with your many other talents.”
“You’re always feeding me. I wanted to return the favour.”
“I appreciate the thought, Draco, but last time you attempted to cook for me, it was nearly lethal. Don’t think I’ve forgot those wild mushrooms. Even with magic, it took hours to shake off the lethargy.”
“I don’t remember you complaining that much afterward.”
“That’s true. I was rather lenient with you because of your spectacular oral skills,”
“Well, at least I know you think I’m good for something. See if I attempt to cook you anything again,” Draco pouted.
“Oh stop it, Malfoy. You know I can never resist that pout. You’re just too damned adorable for your own good. I’d rather be the one biting your lip. Or other places. I’m really not picky.”
“You are one kinky little fucker. What do you think the public would have to say about that?”
“I don’t give a toss what the public thinks as long as you love me.”
“You know I do. Hence my risking culinary humiliation just to please you.”
“Why don’t we go out for dinner? I know a restaurant that makes any sort of dessert you could imagine. I’d like to spend the night eating chocolate mousse off your delectable body.”
“Gods, Harry, you can get me to agree to anything when you talk like that.”
“I know. I learned it from you. I still remember the first time you ate me out. I nearly exploded on the spot.”
“Would you like a repeat performance? It is your birthday.”
“You give the best presents.”