Saps and KitKats
Jun. 20th, 2020 06:38 pmTitle: Saps and KitKats
Author:
bleedingangel84
Beta: None
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: PG
Warnings: Major fluff
Word Count: 287
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction created for fun and no profit has been made.
Written for: JMDC 172-garden, gaze, ground
Notes: I have no idea where this one came from, but I was thinking about
enchanted_jae and cats. I hope readers enjoy this fluff.
Summary: Harry loves his cat; Draco loves Harry.
“Kit! Kit! Get back here!”
“Harry, she’s fine in the garden.”
“What if she runs across a snake? You know she likes to pounce on anything that tickles her fancy, particularly things that are low to the ground.”
“Harry, you’re a parselmouth. Couldn’t you just call any snakes in the garden and ask them not to bite your cat?”
“Draco, I may be a parselmouth, but it doesn’t mean I can work miracles. Animals will do what’s in their nature regardless of what I want.”
“I wouldn’t be so sure of that Harry. You could sell leather to a cow. You should see the way women gaze at you when we go out in public.”
“I do see it. That’s why I prefer staying in with you and Kit.”
“You love that ridiculous feline more than me.”
“I do not. But at least she doesn’t snark at me.”
“You’d get bored with me if I didn’t, and you know it. Why on Earth do you call that little monster Kit? Couldn’t it be something more original?”
“I happened to be eating a KitKat when I named her. I thought it was cute, and she’s a sweet little thing.”
“To you, maybe. She seems to be plotting my constant demise.”
“It’s not that bad.”
“Harry, she left a dead rat in my sock drawer!”
“Obviously, she thinks you’re too thin and can’t feed yourself. She’s taking care of you.”
“I’ve gone daft, Potter.”
“You know you love me anyway.”
“Gods, you are such a sap.”
“That wasn’t a denial.”
“Don’t make me say it, Potter.”
“Say what?”
“That I love you.”
“You said it.”
“You are devious and I hate you.”
“No you don’t.”
“You’re right.”
“I know.”
Author:
Beta: None
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: PG
Warnings: Major fluff
Word Count: 287
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction created for fun and no profit has been made.
Written for: JMDC 172-garden, gaze, ground
Notes: I have no idea where this one came from, but I was thinking about
Summary: Harry loves his cat; Draco loves Harry.
“Kit! Kit! Get back here!”
“Harry, she’s fine in the garden.”
“What if she runs across a snake? You know she likes to pounce on anything that tickles her fancy, particularly things that are low to the ground.”
“Harry, you’re a parselmouth. Couldn’t you just call any snakes in the garden and ask them not to bite your cat?”
“Draco, I may be a parselmouth, but it doesn’t mean I can work miracles. Animals will do what’s in their nature regardless of what I want.”
“I wouldn’t be so sure of that Harry. You could sell leather to a cow. You should see the way women gaze at you when we go out in public.”
“I do see it. That’s why I prefer staying in with you and Kit.”
“You love that ridiculous feline more than me.”
“I do not. But at least she doesn’t snark at me.”
“You’d get bored with me if I didn’t, and you know it. Why on Earth do you call that little monster Kit? Couldn’t it be something more original?”
“I happened to be eating a KitKat when I named her. I thought it was cute, and she’s a sweet little thing.”
“To you, maybe. She seems to be plotting my constant demise.”
“It’s not that bad.”
“Harry, she left a dead rat in my sock drawer!”
“Obviously, she thinks you’re too thin and can’t feed yourself. She’s taking care of you.”
“I’ve gone daft, Potter.”
“You know you love me anyway.”
“Gods, you are such a sap.”
“That wasn’t a denial.”
“Don’t make me say it, Potter.”
“Say what?”
“That I love you.”
“You said it.”
“You are devious and I hate you.”
“No you don’t.”
“You’re right.”
“I know.”