Beautiful Toad
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bleedingangel84Title: Beautiful Toad
Author:bleedingangel84
Beta: None
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: PG
Warnings: Mild sexual suggestion
Word Count: 365
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction created for fun and no profit has been made.
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hogwarts365 Prompt 5-“Draco, I really hate you when you are drunk!”, Minerva McGonagall, Armageddon. JMDC 181- hoping to get lucky, dove_drabbles - Compliment a complete stranger.
Notes: Just a random something I wanted to write for all the prompts I used. I hope readers enjoy this as much as I enjoyed writing it.
Summary: Harry’s in a glamour, Draco’s a flirt, and Pansy is livid.
“Mmm, don’t you have a lovely arse?”
“Draco, I really hate you when you are drunk. You’ll go around complimenting complete strangers on inappropriate bits of their anatomy.”
“Oh, I don’t mind it at all, Pansy. And I’m not a complete stranger to Draco here. This is just a glamour.”
“Potter! Why are you here?!”
“Quiet! No one else knows I’m here. And I would very much like to keep it that way, thank you very much.”
“What would Minerva McGonagall say if she could see you now, I wonder?”
“You needn’t fear Armageddon, Parkinson. I just wanted to slip my leash a bit.”
“Please tell me that arse is really yours?”
“Oh, the arse is all mine, Malfoy, even if the face isn’t. I was rather hoping to get lucky this evening.”
“Perhaps I could help?”
“Draco! I thought we were supposed to be on a date!”
“You thought that. I just chose not to disabuse you. I never once said I was on a date.”
“Draco, you cad!”
“Pansy, you’ve read too many romance novels. Can’t we just dance and have fun?”
“You know our parents expected us to marry.”
“My parents expected a lot of things, Pansy. This is not a fairy tale. I never told anyone I was Prince Charming.”
“No, you’re a toad.”
“If he’s a toad, he’s the most beautiful toad I’ve ever seen.”
“Are you drunk, Potter, or was that a compliment I heard from you?”
“Hmm, I think a bit of both?”
“Well, then. I’ll take it.”
“You two are hopeless! You deserve each other. I’m going home and conjure myself a bucket of ice cream big enough to walk into.”
“Your face will be full of spots tomorrow.”
“Who cares? It’s not as if I have anyone to impress.”
“Marcus Flint likes you. I’m sure he’d like to take you out.”
“How do you know? Are you lying to me, Potter?”
“I would dare. I had it from out most reliable office gossip. Marcus fancies you, I swear.”
“Well. That’s good to know. Perhaps I won’t have to drown myself in sweets. You will take care of Draco? He’s still my best friend.”
“Always.”
Author:
bleedingangel84 Beta: None
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: PG
Warnings: Mild sexual suggestion
Word Count: 365
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction created for fun and no profit has been made.
Written for:
hogwarts365 Prompt 5-“Draco, I really hate you when you are drunk!”, Minerva McGonagall, Armageddon. JMDC 181- hoping to get lucky, dove_drabbles - Compliment a complete stranger.Notes: Just a random something I wanted to write for all the prompts I used. I hope readers enjoy this as much as I enjoyed writing it.
Summary: Harry’s in a glamour, Draco’s a flirt, and Pansy is livid.
“Mmm, don’t you have a lovely arse?”
“Draco, I really hate you when you are drunk. You’ll go around complimenting complete strangers on inappropriate bits of their anatomy.”
“Oh, I don’t mind it at all, Pansy. And I’m not a complete stranger to Draco here. This is just a glamour.”
“Potter! Why are you here?!”
“Quiet! No one else knows I’m here. And I would very much like to keep it that way, thank you very much.”
“What would Minerva McGonagall say if she could see you now, I wonder?”
“You needn’t fear Armageddon, Parkinson. I just wanted to slip my leash a bit.”
“Please tell me that arse is really yours?”
“Oh, the arse is all mine, Malfoy, even if the face isn’t. I was rather hoping to get lucky this evening.”
“Perhaps I could help?”
“Draco! I thought we were supposed to be on a date!”
“You thought that. I just chose not to disabuse you. I never once said I was on a date.”
“Draco, you cad!”
“Pansy, you’ve read too many romance novels. Can’t we just dance and have fun?”
“You know our parents expected us to marry.”
“My parents expected a lot of things, Pansy. This is not a fairy tale. I never told anyone I was Prince Charming.”
“No, you’re a toad.”
“If he’s a toad, he’s the most beautiful toad I’ve ever seen.”
“Are you drunk, Potter, or was that a compliment I heard from you?”
“Hmm, I think a bit of both?”
“Well, then. I’ll take it.”
“You two are hopeless! You deserve each other. I’m going home and conjure myself a bucket of ice cream big enough to walk into.”
“Your face will be full of spots tomorrow.”
“Who cares? It’s not as if I have anyone to impress.”
“Marcus Flint likes you. I’m sure he’d like to take you out.”
“How do you know? Are you lying to me, Potter?”
“I would dare. I had it from out most reliable office gossip. Marcus fancies you, I swear.”
“Well. That’s good to know. Perhaps I won’t have to drown myself in sweets. You will take care of Draco? He’s still my best friend.”
“Always.”