Cultural Enrichment
Mar. 25th, 2022 12:32 amTitle: Cultural Enrichment
Author/Artist:
bleedingangel84
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Mild sexual suggestion
Word Count: 246
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction created for fun and no profit has been made. Rights belong to the respective creators.
Written for: JMDC 193-amaze, extra, intervene
dove_drabbles Prompt 101-Difficult roads lead to beautiful destinations
Notes: Slight sexual suggestion and mildly dark humour.
Summary: Harry uses Slytherin tactics to talk Draco into some cultural enrichment.
“They really should do something about this road. It’s an eyesore, and I feel every bump in my bum. And not in the fun way. Why did I let you talk me into this again?”
“Because you love me? And you know that difficult roads often lead to beautiful destinations?”
“It amazes me sometimes, but the longer I’m with you, the more you sound like you swallowed Dumbledore.”
“I’m not a cannibal, Draco. Besides, you asked for some extra time off. I just wanted to take advantage of that and do something culturally enriching.”
“I’d rather be sleeping wrapped around you in bed. I’ve been to a million culturally enriching sites in my life, but I never grow tired of you. Besides, we’re on holiday. I thought the point of that was to laze about and eat unhealthy food.”
“We can do that after we picnic in the park and go on a nature walk.”
“I love you, Potter, but I will intervene if you make me look at fossilized vole spit.”
“Vole spit?”
“Well, who knows what muggles do on nature walks?”
“I’ll tell you what: if you go on the nature walk with me, you can have the sexual favor of your choice when we get back.”
“Bargaining with sex, Potter? I taught you well. Fine, you win.”
“That was almost too easy.”
“I can’t help it if you’re bloody addictive.”
“Is that your way of saying you love me?”
“What do you think?”
Author/Artist:
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Mild sexual suggestion
Word Count: 246
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction created for fun and no profit has been made. Rights belong to the respective creators.
Written for: JMDC 193-amaze, extra, intervene
Notes: Slight sexual suggestion and mildly dark humour.
Summary: Harry uses Slytherin tactics to talk Draco into some cultural enrichment.
“They really should do something about this road. It’s an eyesore, and I feel every bump in my bum. And not in the fun way. Why did I let you talk me into this again?”
“Because you love me? And you know that difficult roads often lead to beautiful destinations?”
“It amazes me sometimes, but the longer I’m with you, the more you sound like you swallowed Dumbledore.”
“I’m not a cannibal, Draco. Besides, you asked for some extra time off. I just wanted to take advantage of that and do something culturally enriching.”
“I’d rather be sleeping wrapped around you in bed. I’ve been to a million culturally enriching sites in my life, but I never grow tired of you. Besides, we’re on holiday. I thought the point of that was to laze about and eat unhealthy food.”
“We can do that after we picnic in the park and go on a nature walk.”
“I love you, Potter, but I will intervene if you make me look at fossilized vole spit.”
“Vole spit?”
“Well, who knows what muggles do on nature walks?”
“I’ll tell you what: if you go on the nature walk with me, you can have the sexual favor of your choice when we get back.”
“Bargaining with sex, Potter? I taught you well. Fine, you win.”
“That was almost too easy.”
“I can’t help it if you’re bloody addictive.”
“Is that your way of saying you love me?”
“What do you think?”
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