Friendly Bribery
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bleedingangel84Title: Friendly Bribery
Author/Artist:bleedingangel84
Rating: PG
Warnings: Mild sexual reference, drinking
Word Count: 339
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction created for fun and no profit has been made. Rights belong to the respective creators.
Notes: I have no idea where this came from, but I kinda like it. I hope readers will as well. I had coffee on the brain, and so did Harry.
Written for: JMDC 196-light, small, robust;![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
dove_drabbles 104-Give them something to talk about!
Summary: Harry bribes Ron into a double date.
“Merlin, I need coffee!”
“Mate, are those the same clothes you had on yesterday?”
“Yes. Coffee now, please?”
“Weren’t you out on a date with Malfoy last night?”
“Don’t make me hex you this early in the morning.”
“Malfoy has clearly been a bad influence on you. You never used to come home this late from dates The dawn light is barely in the sky, and you look like you’ve gone six rounds with a massive gorilla.”
“Is it me, or have you swallowed your mum all of a sudden? I did go a few rounds with something massive, but I promise you, animals were not involved.”
“Please spare me the details.”
“You look greener than me, and I’m the one hung over.”
“Mate, you’re smirking rather evilly at me. You have been spending too much time with Malfoy. People will talk.”
“People talk anyway. They may as well have something worth talking about, and it’s my life. I don’t care. Draco is the one person who doesn’t hold me to some impossible standard of perfection.”
“Does that include me?”
“Were you not just the one shaming me for coming home too late from a date?”
“I wasn’t trying to shame you. I was just worried.”
“You don’t have to be. I’ll be fine once I get some robust coffee in me. Which I still haven’t.”
“No need to glare me to death, Harry. There’s plenty in the pot.”
“Have I told you lately what a prince you are?”
“You’re full of shit, mate, but I love you anyway.”
“Can I ask a small favour?”
“Oh, mercy. I’m so going to regret this. What?”
“Blaise is in town and wants to go on a double date with me and Draco. Would you go with him?”
“Do I have to?”
“It’s one night. I’ll do the dishes and laundry for a month.”
“Okay. But I refuse to kiss him goodnight unless he buys me dinner first.”
“Fair enough. I owe you one.”
“What we don’t do for our best friends.”
Author/Artist:
bleedingangel84 Rating: PG
Warnings: Mild sexual reference, drinking
Word Count: 339
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction created for fun and no profit has been made. Rights belong to the respective creators.
Notes: I have no idea where this came from, but I kinda like it. I hope readers will as well. I had coffee on the brain, and so did Harry.
Written for: JMDC 196-light, small, robust;
dove_drabbles 104-Give them something to talk about!Summary: Harry bribes Ron into a double date.
“Merlin, I need coffee!”
“Mate, are those the same clothes you had on yesterday?”
“Yes. Coffee now, please?”
“Weren’t you out on a date with Malfoy last night?”
“Don’t make me hex you this early in the morning.”
“Malfoy has clearly been a bad influence on you. You never used to come home this late from dates The dawn light is barely in the sky, and you look like you’ve gone six rounds with a massive gorilla.”
“Is it me, or have you swallowed your mum all of a sudden? I did go a few rounds with something massive, but I promise you, animals were not involved.”
“Please spare me the details.”
“You look greener than me, and I’m the one hung over.”
“Mate, you’re smirking rather evilly at me. You have been spending too much time with Malfoy. People will talk.”
“People talk anyway. They may as well have something worth talking about, and it’s my life. I don’t care. Draco is the one person who doesn’t hold me to some impossible standard of perfection.”
“Does that include me?”
“Were you not just the one shaming me for coming home too late from a date?”
“I wasn’t trying to shame you. I was just worried.”
“You don’t have to be. I’ll be fine once I get some robust coffee in me. Which I still haven’t.”
“No need to glare me to death, Harry. There’s plenty in the pot.”
“Have I told you lately what a prince you are?”
“You’re full of shit, mate, but I love you anyway.”
“Can I ask a small favour?”
“Oh, mercy. I’m so going to regret this. What?”
“Blaise is in town and wants to go on a double date with me and Draco. Would you go with him?”
“Do I have to?”
“It’s one night. I’ll do the dishes and laundry for a month.”
“Okay. But I refuse to kiss him goodnight unless he buys me dinner first.”
“Fair enough. I owe you one.”
“What we don’t do for our best friends.”