Cakes, Kinks, and Surprises
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bleedingangel84Title: Cakes, Kinks, and Surprises
Author/Artist:bleedingangel84
Rating: PG
Warnings: Mild suggestion
Word Count: 291
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction created for fun and no profit has been made. Rights belong to the respective creators.
Written for: JMDC 197-cake, cautious, celebrate, cheerful, cradle;![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
dove_drabbles 105-Go ahead, you deserve it!
Notes: Just randomness inspired by the prompts. I enjoyed writing it, so I hope readers enjoy it as well.
Summary: Draco attempts a surprise for Harry.
“Would you like some cake, Harry?”
“Who made it?”
“I did. Must you sound so cautious?”
“It’s just a habit after too many years of being test subjects for the twins’ joke products, yeah?”
“You may have a point there. I don’t know why the twins weren’t in Slytherin.”
“They were too cheerful for Slytherin. You lot always walked around like you constantly smelled cat dung or something.”
“We actually did. Mrs. Norris used the dungeons as her own personal lavatory. And Filch was too besotted with her to make her stop.”
“No wonder Slytherins were always in such horrible moods. I’m sorry, love. That’s horrid.”
“In our second year, I swear I caught him wheeling that cat round the castle in a cradle.”
“I’ve heard of loving your pets, but he always was a bit obsessed with her.”
“That’s an understatement if I ever heard one.”
“Changing topic, why did you bake a cake, anyway? It’s not my birthday yet.”
“I just wanted to practise, that’s all. Besides, there’s nothing that says we can’t celebrate your birthday all month, is there?”
“You have a point, but something tells me there’s more to this. Are you trying to trick me or something?”
“I’m not Fred and George, Harry. Honestly. I just wanted you to have something sweet. Take a slice. It’s chocolate. Go ahead, you deserve it.”
“It is chocolate. You know I can’t resist that. It’s my favourite.”
“I know.”
“It’s wonderful, Draco…but…is there something hard in here? What is this?”
“Surprise! Will you marry me?”
“You hid my engagement ring in a cake? I love it, Draco, but you’re turning into a Hufflepuff.”
“Bite your tongue, Potter.”
“I think I’d rather you did it.”
“Kinky. That can be arranged.”
Author/Artist:
bleedingangel84 Rating: PG
Warnings: Mild suggestion
Word Count: 291
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction created for fun and no profit has been made. Rights belong to the respective creators.
Written for: JMDC 197-cake, cautious, celebrate, cheerful, cradle;
dove_drabbles 105-Go ahead, you deserve it!Notes: Just randomness inspired by the prompts. I enjoyed writing it, so I hope readers enjoy it as well.
Summary: Draco attempts a surprise for Harry.
“Would you like some cake, Harry?”
“Who made it?”
“I did. Must you sound so cautious?”
“It’s just a habit after too many years of being test subjects for the twins’ joke products, yeah?”
“You may have a point there. I don’t know why the twins weren’t in Slytherin.”
“They were too cheerful for Slytherin. You lot always walked around like you constantly smelled cat dung or something.”
“We actually did. Mrs. Norris used the dungeons as her own personal lavatory. And Filch was too besotted with her to make her stop.”
“No wonder Slytherins were always in such horrible moods. I’m sorry, love. That’s horrid.”
“In our second year, I swear I caught him wheeling that cat round the castle in a cradle.”
“I’ve heard of loving your pets, but he always was a bit obsessed with her.”
“That’s an understatement if I ever heard one.”
“Changing topic, why did you bake a cake, anyway? It’s not my birthday yet.”
“I just wanted to practise, that’s all. Besides, there’s nothing that says we can’t celebrate your birthday all month, is there?”
“You have a point, but something tells me there’s more to this. Are you trying to trick me or something?”
“I’m not Fred and George, Harry. Honestly. I just wanted you to have something sweet. Take a slice. It’s chocolate. Go ahead, you deserve it.”
“It is chocolate. You know I can’t resist that. It’s my favourite.”
“I know.”
“It’s wonderful, Draco…but…is there something hard in here? What is this?”
“Surprise! Will you marry me?”
“You hid my engagement ring in a cake? I love it, Draco, but you’re turning into a Hufflepuff.”
“Bite your tongue, Potter.”
“I think I’d rather you did it.”
“Kinky. That can be arranged.”
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