Charity Auction
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bleedingangel84Title: Charity Auction
Author/Artist:bleedingangel84
Rating: PG
Warnings: None
Word Count: 268
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction created for fun and no profit has been made. Rights belong to the respective creators.
Written for: JMDC 198- all to myself;![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
dove_drabbles 106-Feel good about today.
Notes: Just randomness inspired by the prompts this month. I hope readers enjoy.
Summary: Harry participates in a bachelor auction for charity.
Harry grumbled as he heard a persistent knock on his front door. “I’m coming, Hermione! For Merlin’s sake, keep your knickers on!”
“My knickers are nowhere near coming off, I’ll have you know.”
“Thank Merlin for that! You’re like a sister to me, and there are some things best friends just shouldn’t see.”
“Aren’t you ready yet? We need to go in ten minutes!”
“Help me with this tie, would you?”
“You always were hopeless at tying a proper knot.”
“That’s because I prefer not to choke myself to death, thank you.”
“How are you feeling about today?”
“I feel like a swarm of nargles have taken up residence in my stomach if you must know. I don’t know how on Earth I let you talk me into taking part in a charity bachelor auction.”
“You know it’s for the children’s ward in St. Mungo’s, that’s why. You should feel really good about today. Maybe Draco Malfoy will bid on you. He hasn’t dated anyone since he divorced Astoria.”
“How do you know this? Is it published somewhere?”
“Office gossip.”
“Oh.”
“Don’t worry. It’ll be fine. Even if the date goes horribly, it’s only one night, and you’ve endured worse.”
“Fair point. I still think I’d rather just make a donation and spend the evening all to myself.”
“Don’t be a spoilsport, Harry. You look handsome in that suit.”
“I just hope Draco thinks so and is willing to bid on me.”
“He will be. And if not, I can always punch him again.”
“Hermione, I think being married to Ron is having a bad influence on you.”
Author/Artist:
bleedingangel84 Rating: PG
Warnings: None
Word Count: 268
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction created for fun and no profit has been made. Rights belong to the respective creators.
Written for: JMDC 198- all to myself;
dove_drabbles 106-Feel good about today.Notes: Just randomness inspired by the prompts this month. I hope readers enjoy.
Summary: Harry participates in a bachelor auction for charity.
Harry grumbled as he heard a persistent knock on his front door. “I’m coming, Hermione! For Merlin’s sake, keep your knickers on!”
“My knickers are nowhere near coming off, I’ll have you know.”
“Thank Merlin for that! You’re like a sister to me, and there are some things best friends just shouldn’t see.”
“Aren’t you ready yet? We need to go in ten minutes!”
“Help me with this tie, would you?”
“You always were hopeless at tying a proper knot.”
“That’s because I prefer not to choke myself to death, thank you.”
“How are you feeling about today?”
“I feel like a swarm of nargles have taken up residence in my stomach if you must know. I don’t know how on Earth I let you talk me into taking part in a charity bachelor auction.”
“You know it’s for the children’s ward in St. Mungo’s, that’s why. You should feel really good about today. Maybe Draco Malfoy will bid on you. He hasn’t dated anyone since he divorced Astoria.”
“How do you know this? Is it published somewhere?”
“Office gossip.”
“Oh.”
“Don’t worry. It’ll be fine. Even if the date goes horribly, it’s only one night, and you’ve endured worse.”
“Fair point. I still think I’d rather just make a donation and spend the evening all to myself.”
“Don’t be a spoilsport, Harry. You look handsome in that suit.”
“I just hope Draco thinks so and is willing to bid on me.”
“He will be. And if not, I can always punch him again.”
“Hermione, I think being married to Ron is having a bad influence on you.”