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bleedingangel84Title: After My Own Heart, aka Charity Auction part 2
Author/Artist:bleedingangel84
Rating: PG
Warnings: None
Word Count: 346
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction created for fun and no profit has been made. Rights belong to the respective creators.
Written for: JMDC 199-body parts;![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
dove_drabbles 107-Feel the sunshine.
Notes: Immediate follow-up to Charity Auction. Randomness inspired by the prompts. I hope readers enjoy.
Summary: Draco and an old lady fight over a date with Harry.
“Two hundred galleons!”
“Come on! This is Harry Potter! Surely he’s worth more than a measly 200 galleons.”
“He’s too short and doesn’t have enough muscle.”
“A man’s worth shouldn’t be quantified by the size of his body parts. That’s just disgraceful. Need I remind you, this is for charity?”
“My husband won’t let me spend more than 200 galleons regardless.”
“One thousand galleons!”
“That’s too rich for my blood, Malfoy! You can have him.”
“Thank you for that, Mrs. Westmore, but Potter isn’t a trophy. He’s a person.”
“One thousand galleons going once…going twice…and sold, to Draco Malfoy!”
“Oh, thank Merlin! I was beginning to feel like a piece of meat. Thank you for the rescue, Malfoy. I would’ve hated spending the evening with someone who looks as if sucking on a lemon would improve her expression.”
“No thanks necessary, Potter. I wouldn’t wish old Westmore on my worst enemy, and you haven’t been that since we were children. Shall we go to dinner?”
“How would you feel about a picnic lunch tomorrow instead? I was thinking it might be nice to feel the sunshine while we talk.”
“That’s a wonderful idea! I like the way you think.”
“I can’t believe you spent a thousand galleons on a date with me.”
“This is the only way I knew you wouldn’t say no. I’ve meant to apologise for ages, but it got away from me.”
“If you hadn’t bid, Hermione might’ve hit you again.”
“Merlin forbid. That woman has a savage right hook.”
“Lucky for you, Malfoy, you haven’t given me reason to use it in years, but if you hurt Harry, I know plenty of untraceable hexes.”
“You are quite scary sometimes, you know that? Don’t make Malfoy regret his bid.”
“She’s not going on the date with us, is she?”
“She’d better not.”
“I am still here.”
“Hermione, you can go now. We can take it from here.”
“Yes, I rather want to escape. This tie is starting to feel like a noose.”
“You hate them as well? A man after my own heart.”
Author/Artist:
bleedingangel84 Rating: PG
Warnings: None
Word Count: 346
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction created for fun and no profit has been made. Rights belong to the respective creators.
Written for: JMDC 199-body parts;
dove_drabbles 107-Feel the sunshine.Notes: Immediate follow-up to Charity Auction. Randomness inspired by the prompts. I hope readers enjoy.
Summary: Draco and an old lady fight over a date with Harry.
“Two hundred galleons!”
“Come on! This is Harry Potter! Surely he’s worth more than a measly 200 galleons.”
“He’s too short and doesn’t have enough muscle.”
“A man’s worth shouldn’t be quantified by the size of his body parts. That’s just disgraceful. Need I remind you, this is for charity?”
“My husband won’t let me spend more than 200 galleons regardless.”
“One thousand galleons!”
“That’s too rich for my blood, Malfoy! You can have him.”
“Thank you for that, Mrs. Westmore, but Potter isn’t a trophy. He’s a person.”
“One thousand galleons going once…going twice…and sold, to Draco Malfoy!”
“Oh, thank Merlin! I was beginning to feel like a piece of meat. Thank you for the rescue, Malfoy. I would’ve hated spending the evening with someone who looks as if sucking on a lemon would improve her expression.”
“No thanks necessary, Potter. I wouldn’t wish old Westmore on my worst enemy, and you haven’t been that since we were children. Shall we go to dinner?”
“How would you feel about a picnic lunch tomorrow instead? I was thinking it might be nice to feel the sunshine while we talk.”
“That’s a wonderful idea! I like the way you think.”
“I can’t believe you spent a thousand galleons on a date with me.”
“This is the only way I knew you wouldn’t say no. I’ve meant to apologise for ages, but it got away from me.”
“If you hadn’t bid, Hermione might’ve hit you again.”
“Merlin forbid. That woman has a savage right hook.”
“Lucky for you, Malfoy, you haven’t given me reason to use it in years, but if you hurt Harry, I know plenty of untraceable hexes.”
“You are quite scary sometimes, you know that? Don’t make Malfoy regret his bid.”
“She’s not going on the date with us, is she?”
“She’d better not.”
“I am still here.”
“Hermione, you can go now. We can take it from here.”
“Yes, I rather want to escape. This tie is starting to feel like a noose.”
“You hate them as well? A man after my own heart.”
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